Sandy labcoats
On its way to the deep sea platform super prison for the criminally gifted supervillains, one of the automated sea vessels had an issue.
Everyone onboard was lost, except a self sufficient holding cell that contained six supervillain scientists who had been wreaking havoc worldwide.
The vessel lies belly up as its being washed on the shore by the waves.
At the beach, a scientist, lets call him 1, is slapping a smaller bald one lets call him 2
2: stophh! bluaaaaargggggg it!, stop hitting me Im alive!
1: I saved your life!, you owe me a life debt and will be my servant!
2: your mother gave you life and you dont even write her on christmas
1: I write my mommy three times a week you buffoon
2: well she didn’t taught you manners! Now get of me!
2 pats the sand off his jacket and mumbles
2:I bet she never writes back
1:what!
2:behind you!
A tall skinny scientist walks towards them followed by a stout strong one. Lets call them 3 and 4
3: from up here all I can see is..
4: oh shut it! From up here, from up here, we get it you mom ate too many vitamins shut up your tall ego.
3: I was meaning that looking down towards the wreckage it seems six of us survived
4: one too many
3: what?
4: its your fault you “are up there” and can’t hear me I wont repeat myself
A panicked looking scientist with knotted curly hair gets close to them looking everywhere all the time, lets call him 5
2: what is wrong with you?
5: don’t you get it?! This is the prison?! Its a hoax?!
1: he was sitting beside me believe me this is not the worst he has been
5: ah! You are one of the voices from the ship! This is a helmet!? Ill rip it out.
5 starts to pull on his hair while everyone else looks at each other
3: I mean if we calm him we could have a nice afternoon
4: do I knock him out
2: whats with you all hitting people for particles sakes? Hey you, this is a holding lobby, lets just wait
5: oh ok!? My head was hurting from the hair pulling!? I guess I , you are right?!
3: Look! down there in the beach
There is a body covered in leafs lets call him 6
The group walks around slowly and reach 6 as he seems to be wearing nothing but leaves and laying on the ground
4: Are those carnivore algae?
6: you are blocking my sun
3: oh hes just lazy
Without even flinching 6 adds
6: we were 5 months underground, I’m recharging my vitamin d for better brain performance
4: but why the carnivore algae
2: can you stop it? Hes just not wanting to loose three layers of skin , look at how white he is
5: the carnivore algae sucked his blood!?
Thump! Sploof! - 5 has been knocked down
2: can we stop with the hitting!
4: I just knocked him down
3: we can talk better now, also some vitamin D will help him calm his nerves
1: everyone! Freeze! Ahahahahaah!
1 has a sort of wooden rifle with some sewn together leafs that act as breathing pumps, from the front sand particles are floating as if electrostatic charged
1: now now everyone, don’t make any sudden moves
3: achoo!
4: geshundeit
2: I thought you were french
1: shutuuup!! I said dont make any sudden movements or noises!
3: the charged dust got in my..
4: no it didnt you are “way up there”
3: could you stop this personal vendetta?
2: sigh I should had kept quiet and they would have sent me to minion camp, those robot guards are too dumb..
1: SHUDUUUPPP!! I will fry your brains with my quantum particle booster!!
3: you mean that stick?
1: It is not a stick!!!
He cocks the gun aiming it at everyone and more dust starts to fly
6: you dont even have a screwdriver
1: Agh! the plant talked!
2: he’s just tanning, he’s not a plant
1: look at how white he is! Are you sure?
3: do you have a screwdriver
1: I don’t need a screwdriver
6: you did said quantum dude, that requires at least a Phillips
1: listen to me you filthy algae covered..
4: carnivore algae
1: you filthy carnivore algae.. shutup! Stand up! Now!
6: of course I’m standing up, you are all blocking my sun..
BBZZZUUUUEEEWWWMMMMM!!!
A laser blast has just sent 6 flying backwards
Everyone turns around at 1 who is looking at his wooden gun
1: I cant believe that worked, I didn’t even aimed it
2: behind you!
A small quadcopter drone is carrying a round robot that holds a laser gun module
Drone: stop. You have violated your sentence and escaped confinement, you will be terminated as per code 1234
3: from my perspective it seems we survived not escaped
4: that sea is dangerous, your vessel put us in danger
2: yeah look behind you its all in pieces
The drone turns around and quickly scans the shored vessel
Drone: interesting, I will have to report this back to central control, because there is no way you mammals could have done that.
1: how dare you bread toaster, do you know who I Awww!!
2 kicked 1 and its looking at him
Drone: did you did this? - Cocks laser gun
3: no, he doesn’t even have a screwdriver
1: I dont need a frea Awwww!!
2: a couple more and we are even just saying
4: so that means you illegally killed one of us - he says pointing to 6 still fuming from the blast
The drone looks at his blaster
Drone: weird, I had it set to stun
1: I can give it a look
3: do your woodworking skills apply to…
1: dude I swear
The Drone gets out a smartphone and holds it up in the air as if looking for signal
Drone: hmmm seems we are too far away for satellite reach. Ok I will use my internal database to deal with this situation.
4: but you are a murderer
Drone: no I’m not, we have the best lawyers
3: I think he means that instead of ruling over us you need to protect your company’s assets
Drone: Understandable. I will search up my database for how to better survive while stranded on an island
2: do you have programming that is that specific?
Drone: we just use books rated above 4.5. Ah heres one. The lord of the flies
Everyone starts yelling
1: cant you see he’s damaged!
2: looks who’s talking
3: If I may share my point, that is the worst book to use
4: lots of dead people
6: I vote yes
2: Ah! Behind you!
The drone turns around and blasts 6 out of his feet again
1: why do you keep shooting at us!
Drone: well he yelled and when I turned around the zombie was getting close to me
2: what zombie? he’s just covered on algae!
4: zombie Carnivore algae
3: It seems he was just stunned and that the algae protected his skin
Drone: but he has a very white skin and my sensors put him in the undead zone
1: I could check that calibration
3: Don’t you need a screwdriver for that?
1 holds his anger in for a second and walks away
6: I’m not getting up again to get blasted
2: are you ok?
6: yeah, like they said the thick leaves protected me from the blast
2: no I mean, Why you voted yes on that damned book!?
6: Well we need to be a democracy
3: I see his point
2: have you read it?
6: no
2: then shush it. Ok drone why don’t you look for a kinder book
4: fluffy creatures
2: yeah yeah, cute animals
Drone: ok, my database gave me another result based on a community of fluffy creatures survival. Watership down
3: It seems we missed the point again
4: now thats a dark book
2: dear god particle what are we feeding these things
1: Aha!! Everyone on the floor or Ill use my quantum blaster!
1 just arrived with a thick layer of leaves as a suit
Drone: what are you doing with that st…
1 cocks his gun
1: don’t you dare say it..
Thunk! Sploof!
1 is now face down in the sand and behind him 5 is shaking while holding a big stick
5: The carnivore algae got him!? We need to run!?
4: zombie carnivore algae
5: Is he getting up!? Ahhhh!? - And runs away
3: I see, the drone was talking about “that” other stick
Drone: Excuse me Im right here
2 turns around to 4
2: Hey can you knock me out for a bit, I can’t stand them
Comments (0)
See all