Lisa unzipped the large genetic pocket of the Coma Keeper, stuffed Kai Madison Trump's sweaty sock inside, zipped it up. A symbol materialized on the pocket's window: a flower and butterfly.
Lisa drew the flower and butterfly on a free page of note paper, folded it up, unzipped the father pocket, placed the page inside, zipped it up. A symbol materialized in the window: a jellyfish with an angry eye.
Lisa drew the jellyfish soul symbol of Kai's father—Donald Trump Jr—on a loose paper, folded it, unzipped the father pocket, placed the page inside, zipped it up. The soul symbol of President Donald Trump materialized: a flagpole with the flag on backwards.
This is how Lisa brought down the President.
Mr. Vice President. End the war on migrants. End the military adventures. End the militarization of the police and populace. End incarceration. End the destruction of our planet. End the giveaways to the richest in our society and fix the poverty that's been created. Do these things or I will put you in a coma like I have the President.
Politically the Vice President was in no rush to cede his political agenda but he—under advisement from his intelligence officials—immediately complied with Lisa's immigration demands...
Mr. Vice President, the immigration demands are the simplest and most visible demands to comply with. That will buy us the time we need to investigate how this attack was pulled off.
The FBI investigated the President for clues to the cause of his coma.
The CIA investigated the President for clues to the control of his mind.
The NSA investigated the communication networks servicing the entire world for any clues to who might be responsible.
A week later Lisa made it known, through the President, that she was paying attention...
Stop stalling, Mike.
The intelligence officials suggested complying with another demand...
Mr Vice President, we need more time.
"End the destruction of our planet" is a very broad demand...
Announce something green.
And so the VP, as acting President, announced a new EPA chief that wasn't in the pocket of the oil companies.
A week later, federal land mining rights auctions were cancelled.
The week after that, leaky pipelines were shut down.
Emission guidelines were tightened.
The intelligence agencies still had nothing.
DARPA tried prototyping technologies to cause comas and transport commands to the speech center of the brain... to only minor success.
The Vice President had had enough.
Goshdarnit, am I really going to be a puppet for someone that doesn't even finance me?! Excuse my language.
There is one approach we haven't tried yet...
The intelligence agencies secretly funneled the equivalent of five million dollars in cryptocurrency to hire the legendary anonymous mercenary investigator... "Frank".
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