Pickup lines for history buffs........
Jan 24, 2017
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Valentines day right around the corner! But history nerds, a group historically (hehe) bereft of romantic intimacy need not be left out, here is an armament of pick-up lines for my fellow travelers
1.) Are you Shakespeare? Because your plays play on my heart.
2.) Are you the enlightenment? Because you enlighten my life.
3.) Are you Martin Luther? Because you nail my feelings to the door.
4.) Byzantium: Are you the Turks? Because I am falling for you
And my personal favorite.....
5.) Are you Vladimir Lenin? Because you made my body go Red
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Also, little side note. This definitely wasn't triggered because a certain someone threw my mind off a window like it was the Defenestration of Prague! No siree boyo! (//O//_//O//)
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