I once had the moST AWKWARD MASSAGE OF MY LIFE AND I TRIED TO GET OUT EARLIER BUT THE MASSAGE-MAN WAS LIKE "sir you still have half an hour left" SO I HAD TO STAY BUT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT SOME CAT-MURDERER STILL ON THE LOOSE AND HONESTLY I WAS LIKE 67% SURE HE WAS GOING TO KILL ME ONCE I WAS TOO RELAXED TO RESIST
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