Dear Diary......
I’ve decided to work hard today.
The entire time living in my treehouse within the trunk of a Baby Oak Tree, this Queen of Fairies made it an effort to be as lazy as possible.
I work seven days a week, dealing with matters on a 24 hour clock. I eat at designated hours in the day, a maximum of 10 minutes each. Make it 2 mins, I forgot to compensate for bathroom breaks. Sigh, royal make-up is a hassle.
Not to mention, it takes a toll on my body to support my Diplomacy spells.
On a daily basis, I am only allotted about 2 to 3 hours worth of sleep. Even then, I would be forcefully roused from my bed, to sign documents under the excuse of 'National Security' (read: unnecessary finances, d*mn b@stards)
But now that I am in my Summer Palace, I only want to be a beautiful sloth.
I even went as far as carving my top three life motivations on my very wall.
'Never Work.'
'Play All Day Long.'
'Be Incredibly Sexy~♥.'
A motto I live by, even to the bitter end.
But alas... I have to change my attitude today.
Because there was an critically important matter I have to deal with right now. Hence, why I am holding this emergency strategy meeting.
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We're out of Dwarf Cakes.
Don't look at me with those judging eyes, Diary! This is necessary for us!
Dwarf Cakes are made with rare herbal ingredients that can boost my magic status by tenfold. I am relying on this source of power to support my Temporal Space Field, to keep my treehouse hidden from my own spies!
We ran out of it, so I need you to go to Alfheim and get them for me.......
............... Yes. I said you. I'm not drunk.
One cake alone has this ridiculous mass that fills my entire inventory space. Carrying surplus is out of the question, my carrying capacity will die!
And besides, you are a Man'you-shu Firefly. You have a natural stealth of +50.
Of course this Fairy Queen is relying on you with this important mission.
.............. No. I said an Important Mission. Not Impossible.
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