JULIEN
Poor Akio was on the edge of the Jacuzzi pouting while i was feeling around for his glasses. When i finally found it and finished teasing him for nearly drowning he slipped back into the water. I cant believe someone taller than me nearly drowned.
"Julien will you ever let me live this down."
"Nope, not until something worse happens to me, then maybe i will let you live this down."
"Well i have my goal for this vacation"
"I would love to see you try."
"I will succeed."
We spent the rest of the night relaxing and ordering room service.Boy this was fun. By the time we went to bed i was beat , but i laughed the entire time. I guess i dont need James to have fun, or laugh.
*Morning*
I woe up with my hand in a cup of water.Really Akio this is the best you got. I woke up to see him sitting in the couch pouting.
"You wish, my brothers are assholes, i have become immune to this prank."
"Yeah after half an hour i figured.You are unfair."
"So i have been told."
I got out of bed and changed. I wonder where we are gong today.
"Why on earth are you putting on so much clothes."
"I really dont know."
"We are getting massaged until there is no more tension in our bodies,so prepare to be touched, cracked, and squeezed in places you probably have never ventured yourself."
"Sweet strawberry ice cream"
"So i suggest you get in the robe before they come to pick us up, in exactly two minutes."
I ran into the bathroom and changed into the silk robe waiting for me. I felt more naked than ever with the silk rubbing on my bare skin.A few moments later there was a knock at the door. There were two women, that look like they could be sisters.Why the fuck is every woman i meet taller than me. They led us into the elevator and turned a key.
Both"Please enter the room with your names on it, and thank you for choosing our spa."
"Ok thanks." We went into the room to find two huge muscular dudes who look like they are ready to break us.Well we lived didnt we. We layed on the bed and looked at each other worried. Akio i am not ready to have my spine snapped. When i felt a huge pointy elbow hit my body at tear escaped my eye. I looked over at Akio and he was regretting a few life choices.I must admit when they were done with us i felt so loose. Oh god i needed this, my body felt like putty. We were instructed to stay on the bed.I looked over to Akio to see that he fell asleep.To be honest i felt sleepy too, but the hot oil treatment on my back and legs woke me the fuck up. Akio didnt even budge he was dead asleep. When they were done i dont think i could walk.They rubbed that oil into every pore of my body. Sweet lord. We were finally permitted to get up and stretch. The poor lady was getting stressed he wasnt waking up.
"Its ok miss he is alive i got this."
I pinched him hard on the cheek and he yelled.
"Im sorry mom im sorry, i wont sleep in again."
"Hey idiot i aint yo mama."
"Oh they are done. When did the women get here."
"When you fell asleep two hours ago."
He got up off of the bed very slugishly. The ladies too us to another room down the hall. There was a huge mud bath in the middle of the room.Both the women were blushed and handed us each towels. Akio and i looked at each other at the same time , i guess we are taking a bath together.I am glad no one will ever find out.
"Akio can-"
"We never speak of this."
"Agreed"
We changed into the tiny towels and stepped into the bath, i swear this was the most awkward day of my life. We both just ended up laughing at each other. Without warning i feel my hair getting wet.
"Relax Julien they are washing your hair."
"Oh well at least we will go to our graves, two grown men taking a bath together and having their hair washed."
"Certainly, i didnt expect this, well i didnt expect we would be in the same bath and only be in towels."
"Thats for sure."
Thankfully the bath was over quick an dour hair was done. Mine was braided back into one that hit my shoulders, while Akio's was left alone.Why did they have to mess with mine.At least it didnt curl up as bad as i thought. We were brought back to our room and instructed to rest.
"Akio do me favor no one will ever find out of this weekend if anyone asks we were at a theme park. And not in at a spa. DEAL?"
"Deal."
When our vacation was over and we got back to the city i wished i didnt have to see James. We accidentally left our phones in the car all weekend. I had thirty texts from James and twelve missed calls. I called him back and put him on speaker, he sounded like he was yelling at the top of his lungs, i was used to it at this point.Akio almost ran into a tree, the way how he got startled. James went on and on on how he was going to teach me a lesson.Oh fuck this.
"LISTEN HERE YOU BASTARD I AM MOVING OUT AND GOING ELSEWHERE SO YOU CAN KISS MY ASS. You are no better than my brothers, the only difference is that you never hit me hard enough to bust my lip."
"Fine see if i need you your things will be in the garage come get them before it starts to rain."
I hung up, Akio was dumb strucked. We went to get my stuff and went back to his place, well now our place i sorted things out with the landlord and i am on the lease. Yay. Work was much more awkward now than ever, i was planning on buying a car and i was wondering which one was best. I spent three weeks pinning up different cars on my wall.All of a sudden i hear a knock on my door. When i opened it, it was Akio.
"Julien do you want to order... what on earth is going on in here."
"Im trying to find the right car."
"For gods sake you could have asked me, and not torture the poor wall."
"I guess."
We decided to go to a dealership over our day off, if only we had known that there was a company grouping thing that i didnt understand coming up. Guess what the whole the department went to the same spa we did three weeks ago. Akio looked like he would rather die, i just want to go home. When the same lady spotted us both i wished jesus would punish me for being gay than for her to say my name.
"Oh you two were the cute gay couple who had the king size bed ."
Lord put me out of my mysery.The whole group especially Jeff was looking at the both of us who were coincidentally standing next to each other.
"For the last time lady we arent a couple, and also we didnt pick the room we wanted two queens, damn it."
"Then why did you both take a bath together."
"You guys messed up our order."
"Well you two were super cute together."
"Lady these are our co-workers so please stop talking i am embarrassed enough."
Akio had his hands covering his face while all of our co-workers had their mouths dropped open.
"Akio?"
"Yeah"
"So much for taking this to our graves."
"Yeah lets get this over with."
When Jeff snapped out of his state of shock he ordered the rooms with the company card.
"Ok sir we have five rooms with queens and one king"
Jeff turned around to the two of us, shit we got here late again. There are twelve of us we are royally fucked.
"So lets divide rooms. Love birds you two take the king, the rest of you divide among yourselves."
"Oh for goodness sake Julien and i are just friends, not a couple."
"Yeah yeah whatever floats your boat."
The rest of the trip was hell, the stupid spa messed up the order one again and the whole the department ended up in one big mud bath.All Akio and i could do was laugh our asses off.
"So gentlemen now that you see what happened to Akio and i may i suggest that we take this bath to our graves or shall we walk out like one big bag of gay couples."
Akio started laughing even harder at this point.
All "agreed"
"Good"
The group decide to cut the weekend short and just camp out at work. We all decided to play drink or truth. I told them i wasnt old enough but they didnt care.Oh well one drink wont kill me. We were all in sleeping bags like kids, apparently the last time there was a bad blizzard everyone was stuck in the building for three days, and they ordered sleeping bags in every department. We were all in a circle and an empty beer bottle was i n the middle and we are to all take turns spinning. Jeff began with his rules which were obvious.
"So lets get this done."
Jeff spinned the bottle and it landed on Akio.
"Alright Akio lets get this party started, drink or dare."
"Hm i dont want to get drunk yet so dare."
"Wrong choice, i dare you to kiss our little Julien."
Is he serious! Akio quicky kissed me on the cheek.Smart very smart."
"Hey Akio that wasnt a part of the dare."
"Technically you didnt say where i should kiss him"
*To be clear because there will be a lot of people talking in this i decided to put their names next to what they are saying like a script*
"JuJu: Ha you wasted your dare."
"Jeff: Oh shut up, Akio spin."
The bottle landed on me, how convenient.
"Akio: drink or dare choose wisely."
"JuJu: Im most likely going to regret this but i pick dare"
"Akio: I thought you were smarter than that"
"JuJu: Shit"
"Hm lets see, i dare you to... pinch Jeffs cheeks until they are red."
"JuJu:No problem."
I crawled over to Jeff who was backing away and grabbed his face.I pinched his cheeks until red and then some. Cheeky brat deserved it.It was now my turn to spin the bottle and it landed on this really peppy guy, i think his name was Haru or something, i hope i get it right.
"JuJu: So Haru drink or dare?"
"Haru: Dare, bring it on."
" JuJu:Hm i don really have a mean streak but i guess i have one tonight, sorry. I dare you to dance like a chicken in the middle of the circle."
"Haru: Oi thats unfair and embarrassing."
"JuJu:You could have taken a drink"
He slipped out of his sleeping bag and began to dance we all stated laughing,sweet lord i couldnt breath. When he almost tripped he slipped back into his sleeping bag and gave me a mean look.
"Haru: I will get you back for that Julien"
"JuJu:We will see"
The game continued and he spun, it oddly landed of Jeff one again. As expected Jeff chose a dare, it is too early to get drunk.Jeff took a dare and ended up having to rub his tummy hop one one foot and pat his head for one minute strait. That was a mistake, he almost fell flat on his face. Jeff spun and it landed on me unfortunately. I picked dare, i have never drank before and i dont want to get drunk and make a fool of myself.
"Jeff:So is there anyone who wants to get back at Julien its an open offer"
This mother fucker he is giving Haru his shot for revenge.
"Haru: ill take that hm lets see Julien i dare you to kiss Akio-"
"JuJu:Fine-"
"Haru: Nice try i wasnt finished, kiss him on the lips."
"JuJu: I see you have learned from Jeffs mistakes."
I quickly kissed Akio on the lips and smiled back at Haru tauntingly.The whole group groaned in disappointment.
"JuJu: Come on guys why so disappointed this isnt spin the bottle. We are all adults...more or less and we can play a decent game."
"Haru:What if we did make this spin the bottle, anyone disagree?"
"Jeff: Um yes me am i the only straight dude here."
The entire group,"Yes"
"Jeff: Ok im out, ill be in a night club"
Jeff left the fun party, sweet lord i made this worst. All of a sudden every one started sitting in criss cross apple sauce positions, they were serious about this. Akio an i sat up and prepared to play.The rules were the same except if you dont kiss the person you have to take a drink of your beer. Since Haru made this official he spun first, i just pray that i dont have to kiss too many people. Teh bottle landed on little unfortunate me.Didnt he just make me kiss Akio why bottle why? Fuck it ill take the drink.
"JuJu"Hold your guacamole Haru im taking that drink. Akio if this is where teh game is headed please search up hangover remedes."
"Akio: I did that half and hour ago."
"JuJu: Good."
Haru rolled his eyes and i spun the bottle. I decided ill kiss every other person so technically ill only kiss four to five of my co worker at the most. The bottle landed on this dude from i believe was from Canada but spoke mainly dutch. He spoke english but not much he was better at japanese though. I crawled over and quickly kissed him then went back to my spot. He blushed and spun the damn thing. It landed on Akio who was barely paying attention,he didnt even see it coming, he almost jumped out of his skin when he realized he just got kissed.
"Haru: Hm Akio why did you react like that you sure didnt flinch when Julien kissed you."
"Akio:Oh grow up i wasnt paying attention."
"Haru:Ok Sure"
Akio spun the bottle and it landed on Haru, he should have kept his big mouth shut.
"Akio:Dont worry Haru im taking the drink, your being too annoying to kiss."
Ha, finally someone said it. Haru growled and spun the bottle it landed on Taka.I really feel bad for these people. They kissed and spun, we did this for another hour and went to bed.I think that was the most people i have ever kissed in my life. At least it was only four times. Unfortunately two of the times were Akio.
Before everyone went to bed i had to get some tings clarified.
"JuJu:Hey guys what-"
All"Happens in the room stays in the tech room."
"Good"
*Morning*
Jesus its morning already.Jesus i shouldnt have drank so much.My head is pounding.It feels like there is something trying to burst in my brain. Akio passed me a cup with what smelled like pickle juice.I was the last to wake up and every one seemed in as much pain as i was. I drank it and i was right.Apparently there was no coffee left. Jeff was on a phone call and hug up.
"Jeff: Ok we can all go home now, but just to be clear-"
All"We were at the spa all weekend."
"Ok good, see you all tomorrow."
Akio and i dragged our dead bodies to the car and drove home. We joth just plopped down on the couch, i cant believe we have to go to work tomorrow.
"Im sorry."
"Huh what are you sorry Julien"
"I am sorry that this week was so weird, because of me talking about spinning the bottle you ended up getting kissed by your co workers, you ended up taking a mud bath with them and having a hangover, not to mention that i ended up kissing you multiple times."
"Honestly, i didnt mind you kissing me, i didnt mind the bath after i laughed my ass off and it wasnt you who suggested spin the bottle it was Haru trying to start something.Plus at least now we are guaranteed that no one but the the department will find out about the whole bath situation so it wasnt all terrible."
"Oh well at least my conscience feels better."
We both just sat there laughing about all teh fuked up things that happened in less than two months.
"You know Jules, oh i hope you dont mind."
"Not at all."
"Well you know i have never laughed this much in my life until you popped up in our department."
"Same here this life is better than any other i ever had."
"Do you mind if i ask about your past?"
"Maybe some other time."
"Ok".
We ordered take out like the fat pigs we were, i am too tired to cook or even get up, its a miracle we made it to the door, it took a lot of convincing and rock paper scissors. The rest of the day was relaxing and me never having more than one beer ;3
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