A lot of people thought that my child was really abnormal.
See, he had an imaginary friend.
He never told me anything about his imaginary friend.
Actually, there was one thing that he did tell me about him.
“Mom! My friend is really good looking! I wish I could look like him. . .”
I responded with, “I am sure he is! I am also very sure that you’re just as handsome as him.”
He gave me a warm smile and left to go play with his imaginary friend.
I often heard him talking to his imaginary friend, as an attempt to get closer.
They would exchange facts about each other.
One day, they were talking about their other friends.
My son was telling him about all the other little boys he plays with.
On the other hand, his imaginary friend was talking about the female attention he gets.
I could tell that he was a really bad influence on my son.
I decided to try n’ end this friendship once and for all.
The next day, I asked my son if I could meet his imaginary friend.
He said that I couldn’t directly meet him, but he can tell me stuff about him.
I agreed, at least I would get something out of it.
My son then proceeded to tell me all about him.
From the information I gathered, he was a nice young lad.
He was very handsome and got a lot of female attention.
You could also say he was quite the manipulator. . .
Even after all this time, I still didn’t even know his name.
The last thing I asked my son was, “What’s his name?” You always refer to him as “My imaginary friend.”
“Oh yeah! I never told you his name! Well. . . he told me that his name is Ted.
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