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Dolt Dance: Spice and Salt

Prologue

Prologue

Nov 02, 2017

One day a little girl was sitting in her room. Outside of her home, it was snowing heavily as she was on her computer. She was looking at pictures of handsome men on the internet, and giggling at them. Most of these men were muscular and very dandy. She kept scrolling and scrolling through pictures of them.

Her father pulled open the door with his hand, exposing himself to his daughter. "It's time to read pocky." said the hairy bearded man, with a book by his side. "Ugh daddy, but that's so bluntsune era! We have the internet and stuff. I don't like doltish, scrubby books!" screeched his daughter, crossing her arms in anger.

"Too bad, we're reading a classic book that everyone in our culture has to read. Sit down next to me pocky, it's time to dig in." replied the big man, sitting down on her bed. Her daughter gathered over near him. He began to open the cover of the book to the first page. The snow fell behind him

"Once upon a time, there were five races on an island. Can't believe that this island is racist and all though, it's so doltish! So basically there were six countries, Lovecen, Animaltown, Russia, Hornland, Treeton, and Wars. Each of these countries had their unique species and land boundaries. Each were headed with a government and a leader. Guards were allowed to pass through the borders on special matters. However, they'd have to be in small groups.

It was then that the hefty man heard music from outside. There were a bunch of people wearing armor outside, awaiting for him to come. "Stay here pocky, there's some intruding people here okay." said the hefty guy. He then grabbed his minigun and ran outside. He barged through his door, and saw the men. There was one man in particular, who was a German shepherd animal guy with blue eyes. He was young though, and had a fidget spinner in one hand.

"Greetings Daigo, it is me the big dog." said the guard, flinging his fidget spinner and pretending to be cool. "It seems that I don't really care about your laws or you, because laws don't define me brother! It's time for you to hand over your daughter, or else I'll wrestle you to death! Give her now!"

"I'm not giving away pocky, she's worth a lot to me," said Daigo, gripping his fist in anger. "You touch her, and I'll smack you down." He was staring at the German shepherd's deadly grin as he was gripping his fist until it became purple. He whistled for his guard to come into the area. A man in pink came over to Daigo. "Hey Daigo Boss, what is trouble?" said the pink guy. Daigo's wife came outside too as well.

As Daigo was blocking his wife, an animal guy pulled out a blow dart and shot his wife in the neck. She fell down unconscious, as the poison was killing her. The man in pink then went on his knees, screaming "AKATO!"




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