☁️ Scene: The Heavenly Creation Meeting

In the celestial design department, three overworked angels are racing against the deadline—Earth must be populated in seven days.

Angel A: “Alright team, let’s create multiple lifeforms. We don’t want Earth to be too quiet.”

Angel B: “Let’s start with humans—intelligent, emotional, logical.”

Angel C (yawning): “Too much logic and they’ll start overthinking… taxes, heartbreak, the future.”

Angel A: “True. Let’s toss in forgetfulness and selective memory so they can survive.”

Angel B: “Also give a few of them ‘unrealistic self-confidence’ so they’ll drive recklessly, start doomed startups, and flirt way out of their league.”

Angel C: “What about animals? Something to relieve stress?”

Angel A: “Cats—beings that enslave humans without uttering a word.”

Angel B: “Add dogs. They love without logic—like unconditional love in fur.”

Angel C: “And ducks? They can fly, swim, and walk… but suck at all of it.”

Angel A: “Exactly. Ducks exist to remind humans: you don’t have to be great at everything. Just being a little silly is enough.”

And so the world was created—by half-asleep, slightly chaotic angels.

But hey… it turned out kinda fun.

📱 Post-launch Report (a.k.a. the Chaos Begins)

Angel A (reading a scroll): “Humans are fighting over favorite boy bands now.”

Angel B: “Ah… side effect of the overconfidence patch.”

Angel C (scrolling TikTok): “Why is someone dancing while eating noodles… on a dog?”

Angel A: “Content creation. We forgot to design it—they made it up. Smart species.”

Angel B: “How’s the romance system going?”

Angel C: “Some are in love. Some are crying to sad songs.

Others are texting ‘I’m sleepy’ to their crush every night but never starting a real convo.”

Angel A (sighs): “We really should’ve added ‘liquid courage without alcohol’ as a feature.”

🧠 Feature Glitches & Divine Pranks

“Forgetting why you entered a room”

“Online shopping while sleepy”

“Finding lost items only after giving up”

Bonus bug:

The 'main character aura’ mistakenly assigned to a guy with no rhythm and a stutter… who becomes an influencer for “walking into doors handsomely.”

Angels decided to leave the glitch.

“Let humans think it’s divine blessing,” they said.

“Chaos fuels content.”

✉️ Feature Request from Humans

Humans start submitting life update tickets:

“Add ‘wake up early without hating life’ please.”

“Please install heartbreak filter 1.0.”

“Let me delete my ex from memory like I delete browser history.”

Heaven declines all updates—but grants “lessons” instead.

You wanted to wake up early? Congrats, a rooster woke you at 5am... and it’s raining... and your phone’s dead.

You wanted to forget your chat history? Boom—your phone’s dead. So is your bank app.

Moral: You can’t update life.

But you can upgrade your mindset.

🦆 Animal Council: “We demand respect!”

Cats, dogs, goats, ducks all hold a secret UN meeting.

Cat: “They make me content stars, but can’t clean the litter box on time.”

Dog: “Why do they hate it when I love them loudly?”

Duck: “I never applied to be a meme!”

Animals rebel:

Cats turn their backs.

Dogs stop wagging tails.

Parrots say “I’m bored” instead of “Hello.”

Ducks protest outside malls with signs: “Stop using our voices for clout!”

Humans, confused, start apologizing to pets.

Facebook groups pop up: “Humans Who Apologize to Their Animals.”

Eventually, harmony returns… but now, humans remember:

“All beings deserve respect—not just likes.”