Oh! I see that you're stuck outside in the cold, dark abyss of the Astral Void. Do you find my white and green suit appealing? Well, come on in, hang your hat and your coat on the rack. Yes, I know you don't have either, but even so I was always going to, and always will, say that- you know, important timeline hullabaloo.
Ignore that "BOIS" poster, trust me, those people have given me quite enough trouble myself. Are you here on business with them? I would hope not. Just kidding, I know that you aren't. I always will know.
How do I know so much about timelines? Oh yes, you don't yet know - I'm omniscient, my friend. A power I obtained a long time ago, though sometimes I get mixed up about when is now, then, or yet to be. Speaking of my omniscience, would you like to hear a story? One of Fellas and Fortune? One of daring escapades and insane encounters? Of course, I knew you'd say "yes" just as I know that this is the story for you. Sit tight. It all started long ago, far before the time that we're in now by a few millennia. Our tale starts with the backstory of my father.