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~~~He cocked his head curiously. "Are you seriously telling me I'm too evil for Hell?"~~~
Cartman dies and Satan tasks him with performing good deeds on Earth until he can get into Hell. Unfortunately it comes at a few prices, such as only being able to communicate with his best frenemy and having a pair of annoying wings in the way constantly.
I DON'T OWN SOUTH PARK OR THE CHARACTERS. All credits to their creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker.
A kyman story, South Park's sweet boys, Eric cartman and Kyle Broflovski. You do not need to know the show to understand the story, however. And the boys are 18.