O that hallowed day, December 6 2066. The sun shined brightly and two shadows were greater than thirty. "I thought people would stop getting married, but they still do. I don't get it," said Patricia (status: single since birth). Howard replied, " Pat you haven't changed since i met you in college. You need to do some research like you always do and maybe you will find the answer." [ 5 minutes of silence between them, whilst everyone else is talking about food]
[Time skip] [Time for marriage vows]
Solomon: I Solomon Cysectelictus promise to nurture Mary in all circumstances....In sickness or in health and till death do us part.
[Everyone dies except the preacher]
The preacher attempts to flee the cruise ship on an emergency boat and within 300 meters, after leaving the ship explodes into nothingness. "Great job agent 366, your payment awaits you on Carpachio Island," said Anonymous.