The job search is fierce and fiercely it is
3000 an application, only 12 take the bait
I wish you were fuel efficient and truly roadworthy
Your mileage and health make me breath in insoluble doubt
Recruiters are distant relatives, they are too far to reach
Recruiters are animals, o how i wish to beseech
Interviews are a foreplay to my honesty, o how many should i attend?
First interview, a sign of hope
Second interview, a sign of temptation
Third interview, why the hell am i even here?
Please bear with us, we will get back to you soon
Soon never comes and 3 months is not soon
I have mastered the art of telling lies and interviews posses no challenge
Where do you see yourself, 5 years from now?
The look in your eyes says, i dont care. Honestly i wont be working in this dump for that long
Tell us about yourself?
I am human. I am savage and i am ruthless
Do you have any questions for us?
I wish i did, but i think i will, when you know, i get hired!
You expect too much from me, what can i do?
I was not born with skills or experience and school taught me nigh and gave me no clue
An entry job that requires experience, o how preposterous
I thought entry was how you get your foot out the door
The struggle is real, but surely you cant fathom.
What struggle does one blessed with a paycheck and bonus, know?
O how i long to move
This place has no opportunities, Google Maps does not lie
How far is too far a commute to simply work, get a paycheck and die?
Should i convince them to move or should i move out?
Apply and Apply the work never ends
Assessment and survey for eveything, what a waste of time
My worth to be measured by such a worthless bout
I may not have experience, but my skills i can prove, if given the chance
Forget about routine, i give up on the search, for i will create a new path
Freelance and self teaching, surely nothing can top that
Skills that will connect you with more people and opportuities across the globe
A door to create business and a door to work less
A door so big, never ending and so strong
This is the internet, the true life changing door.