The discovery of a man sneaking out of the residence in the morning came as no surprise. Many times, I caught them coming out half-dressed, others, almost naked, and still others, they wouldn't come out at all and would stay for a second walk with my best friend and terrible roommate. They did, however, always go out. They never remained in with her for the entire day or anything. I'd never seen somebody stay at home and do anything other than have a close friendship with my friend.

But there was a surprise waiting for me in the kitchen that morning.

I had just stepped out of my room and discovered him there. With a dish of cornflakes and milk, I'm sitting at the kitchen counter. She swayed her feet and ate large, leisurely nibbles. Because I was only wearing a shirt and my underpants... the bottom only... it was an inconvenient situation.

The surprise this time is for both of us.