Every evening, when I open the main door and the windows for a cool breeze and want to relax and chill, I drink my evening tea.
A scourge of guests forcefully enter into my house uninvited and have a feast on our bodies until next morning. They'll party the whole night sucking my blood causing more irritation and frustration than ever. It's a never ending process since childhood.
In childhood when I was about to play in the evening with my colony friends and in a happy mood over the victory on the opposite team. These guests triumph over the victory of having a feast on our bodies and party the whole time until our moms yell at us and call us inside. I used to wonder why these guests are disrespectful and irritable, even though I wanted to play with them as a toddler.
My mom cleverly wanted to handle this situation and asked her neighbouring friend for suggestions. She said, "fill your whole house with smoke. They'll leave."
My mom did the same. But this suggestion never worked. It just triggered our family's respiratory problems.but for these guests. They used this smoke as a campfire and brought more guests to dance around it, the whole night.
My mom worked on this problem for a while and came out with a solution of stopping these guests by placing a large fence around the house. But these guests use the tiny gaps in the fence to enter into our house. This tiny flaw outraged my mom and she ended up removing the whole fence.
When I was in middle school and used to sleep on the terrace at night, Covering my whole body with the fence, these guests enter inside the fence, sing and dance on my body the whole night just like micheal jackson does on the concert stage while singing Billie Jean.
The same hell continued till high school. But my mom never stopped. She continued her research finding the best solution to get rid of these annoying guests. She brought a liquid vapour solution and used it. But these guests used the light projected by the holder of this liquid vapour solution as a disco light and made my house a pub by inviting more guests into my place. One guest even turned into a DJ and climbed onto the holder to play the unusual buzzing songs requested by these guests.
At last my mom felt her wish came true in the form of an electric bat. She brought this bat and felt like a warrior in the battle field while using it. But these guests are more clever than my mom. They used this bat like an electric guitar , hover and buzz around It just like BTS boys sing and dance on the concert stage. It's a never ending mini war between us and these guests.
Even now, when i am writing this story. These guests are partying at my house and having a feast on my blood. Ahh....ah....ahhhhh (author crying in the background and his sister is laughing at him) I don't know how to get rid of this hell!!
People often say this proverb, "Stomach cramps take over the legs." Now this is my situation. What should I do now(still crying.. and his sister laughing)
Don't you dare laugh at me. (Referring to his sister.)
Please console me in the comment section and tell us what you did to get rid of these irritable , buzzing, and usually uninvited guests.
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