Wow. Remind me not to trust anyone and do things myself. I asked if I could go to Vextecer Prep, but Mom put me as Benderity, THE WORST SCHOOL IN THE UNIVERSE! Luckily, Dexter, my BFF is going too. I can't stay moody. It's 11.50! 10 to a new year! This year had too much drama. I'm moving to America.. I can't wr- 1 - I wrote 2 sentences!
2.... HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Yass! Parents away, A.K.A Wild party time!
So I'm gonna invite, oops, I pressed | Send To All |! Woah, everyone got here so quickly! Dexter's here. I go over to him and talk. "Hey, Dex. What you up to?" And he replies, "Just enjoying your party. Shall we g- ooh, there are lots of pretty girls here. Choose one." And I'm like, "Dexter. Stop it." "But.. well, Jess would be perfect for you." Maybe he's right. I mean, Me and Jess have been sorta best friends since Year 5.. So, now I'm in my room, telling you what happened, working up the courage to ask her out. Okay, I might have enough, but what am I meant to do? Stand in the mirror saying, "You look fabulous!"? Ugh. Yuck. I don't expect this: "pucker" "smooch" "smooch". I'm going to go for it, I just hope she feels the same way.
"Jess, I haven't seen you in forever! How are you?" She says,"Me too! And I'm looking forward to talking to you on the phone! And, I sorta have something to ask you."I said, "Me too. Will you be my girlfriend?" And, the next thing I knew, I was spiralling into a black hole of darkness in my eyes. Jess was shouting and crying. When I woke up, Dad was here. "Dad.." The only person still here was Jess. She was sobbing upstairs. "Jess.. what happened?" She replied,"I know who knocked you unconscious. My boyfriend, Jason. He's madly in love with me. How did you asking me to be my boyfriend get on the internet?
YOU WOULDN'T DARE - EPISODE ONE. HAPPY TREE PRODUCTIONS