Hello, fellow reader.

It seems you've stumbled upon this...tale.

Would you like to stick around? Your choice. I don't know if you'll like it or not.

The story may bore you...it may interest you...

I might be boring you, or maybe you're still reading...

It's for you to decide.

What'll you do with all this? From the start 'til the end? Your choice. 

Maybe you'll learn something.

Maybe your time's being wasted.

Maybe you're already going to exit. Maybe you're gonna stay, and you're still reading.

It's up to you. I'm just here to keep this thing going.

But first off, I'll just let you know.

Your main guy is Redd. He might look like a stereotype from 2005 or 6. 

In your world.

But everyone sees differently. Maybe you'd prefer if he had a little less edge, what with the long, black, red-streaked hair, red slit eyes, the ear and lip piercings, the fangs, the pale skin, all that.

But he'll be our main guy.

There'll be plenty more, but he's our protagonist.

Enough rambling, let's get to the story.

The Tale of Azielthrea.

No, no. That doesn't sound right. Too dramatic. I'd rather just talk to you the way I would. Hold on. Re-recording. 

How do I turn this off?

like this?

oh

okay_

hello

is this thing on

tar how do i

oh

oh it is

i think we'll have to clear up the text though

we have to make it as understandable as possible

yes activate correct punctuation and capitalization what part of clear dont you understand

im kidding can we just.._

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Alright_it's_kinda_working

Okay

Try one more._

This is good, right?

Okay, okay, perfect. I'm gonna start, so nobody interrupt, okay?

Yes, I know we have the memory thing, but I gotta be clear as possible.

I don't even get why we need that. No offense, but that might've been a waste of time.

Oh. Right. Yeah.

Okay.

Cool.

Whatever. I'll start now.

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Welcome, fellow readers.

I see you've stumbled upon the reworked version of this thing.

Remember when this used to be filled with chapters? Me too. But forget all that! As long as the right ideas are conveyed, that's cool with us.

Scripts are easy to tamper with.

So here's a more, uh, book-ish version. We tried, but we're not exactly the best writers.

Yeah! I know what I said! I see you back there! No offense!

Sorry. Friend of mine.

Anyway, scripts are easy to tamper with.

No, not that all of this is an act, no. It's very real, I tell you.

At the end, I'll tell y'all how we got up to this point and what I'm talking about.

I'll tell you who I am too, but I bet you'll be able to tell, of course you can.

Had my friend read over this script, and he wasn't able to tell. He's not that smart. But you are!

Well, okay. He is smart. But this might've gone over his head.

ANYWAY! We're here not for me rambling, in fact I kinda forgot that this thing records everything I say.

You stopped here for a tale. A story.

And a story you shall be given.

good enough, right? i think so too.