90 episodes
Episode 1
The Myth
May 10, 2016143.7k views
Episode 2
Parallel Evolution
May 10, 201634.3k views
Episode 3
Second Thoughts
May 10, 201617.8k views
Episode 4
Stitches
May 10, 201617.8k views
Episode 5
Insomnia
May 10, 201613.5k views
Episode 6
The Lair
May 10, 201612.3k views
Episode 7
Therapy
May 10, 201611.9k views
Episode 8
Nature
May 10, 201611.6k views
Episode 9
Feminism
May 10, 201611.3k views
Episode 10
Negotiations
May 10, 201611.3k views
Episode 11
Personal Truths
May 10, 201610.6k views
Episode 12
Saturday Morning
May 10, 20169.2k views
Episode 13
The Beast
May 10, 20168.1k views
Episode 14
Modus Operandi
May 10, 20166.9k views
Episode 15
Flies
May 10, 20166.2k views
Episode 16
Makeup
May 10, 20165.6k views
Episode 17
Recidivism
May 10, 20165.3k views
Episode 18
Black Friday
May 10, 20164.7k views
Episode 19
Steam
May 10, 20164.5k views
Episode 20
Ashes to Ashes
May 10, 20164.2k views
Creator
Description
I am a monster.
The kind that eats people.
Yes, we are real, but do feel free to doubt me — your doubt stocks my freezer.
I have wandered this globe for centuries, cultivating a unique understanding of the human condition — and an epicurean taste for the villain. In the strictest sense, I’m a humanitarian.
Welcome to my diary — where modern skepticism has enabled me to divulge my secrets and my recipes. It has damsels, danger, desire, but unlike fairytales, dire consequence. You will discover a history untold, learn the many culinary uses for blood, and if nothing else, acquire the handy skill of how to spot one of us in a crowd. Or a dimly lit alley.
This sojourn into the dark meat of the soul is an experiment of sorts. Fiction, the fried food of the mind, is crippling human intellect. Let us see if you can digest this manifesto and know it for the truth it is.
Let us see if you are one of the interesting ones.
Completed series
THE CREATURE'S COOKBOOK
Published by TAPAS MEDIA 2016
The Creature's Cookbook is copyright © 2016 by Simon Alkenmayer. All rights reserved.
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I am a monster.
The kind that eats people.
Yes, we are real, but do feel free to doubt me — your doubt stocks my freezer.
I have wandered this globe for centuries, cultivating a unique understanding of the human condition — and an epicurean taste for the villain. In the strictest sense, I’m a humanitarian.
Welcome to my diary — where modern skepticism has enabled me to divulge my secrets and my recipes. It has damsels, danger, desire, but unlike fairytales, dire consequence. You will discover a history untold, learn the many culinary uses for blood, and if nothing else, acquire the handy skill of how to spot one of us in a crowd. Or a dimly lit alley.
This sojourn into the dark meat of the soul is an experiment of sorts. Fiction, the fried food of the mind, is crippling human intellect. Let us see if you can digest this manifesto and know it for the truth it is.
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