I can't wait to be a dad.
You can spot a dad if they are wearing a sweater vest. If someone is wearing one 100% they are a dad and have countless terrible jokes and bad dance moves. Trust me, I know of science.
I can't think of a good title. Too tired. Send ham.
I came home today and the living room was covered in party hats (covered in is an exaggeration, there were about 6). I asked my brother why and he laughed and walked away.
I don't understand all these young folk these days.
Why are school kids taller than me?
Why are Freddos so expensive now?