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Simon Alkenmayer

Joined May 2016

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Simon spends his days wandering estate sales and auction rooms, and his nights working at a local French restaurant. He has a dog, a garden, and a fortune in hoarded human treasures. He enjoys eating and anthropology, and sometimes the two combined.

www.creaturescookbook.com

v-confused-212
v-confused-212 Nov 11, 2020
Uhh hello! I came here from your tumblr (because I loved your tumblr) and I love your writing on here even more! Your voice is so practical, and honest, and your sentences flow so beautifully, and (maybe I just trust too easily but) I can't help enjoying your "company". I'm not good at putting things into words so please accept this virtual snack instead: <3
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Doozer
Doozer Oct 27, 2018
hey dumb question, but im new here, sooo how do you post writing on this web sight? my page will only let me post drawing.
brofistchungle
brofistchungle Nov 06, 2018
It's pretty easy! Hit the Publish button and select New Series in the corner. Theres a dropdown button of either Comic or Novel. Hit Novel and you're good and can start writing. Hopefully this helped :3
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Petrichor
Petrichor Nov 09, 2017
Fantastic work! You have me spending all my coins on your addictive story. Your voice is consistent and your writing style (elegant and slightly detached) very much sells it. Bravo!
Simon Alkenmayer
Simon Alkenmayer Jun 19, 2018
Happy to oblige
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Parker Hale
Parker Hale Jul 13, 2017
freaking awesome
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Dragongirl
Dragongirl May 16, 2017
Hello Mr Monster, you made a great cookbook, subscribed!
Simon Alkenmayer
Simon Alkenmayer Jun 19, 2018
Thank you, kindly
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ObscureLucidity
ObscureLucidity Feb 06, 2017
Dude. I think someone found your lair and posted it on facebook. It's probably not you because you said you don't do photos. c:

https://www.facebook.com/GarageGoals/posts/1470329679686701
papayaman1000
papayaman1000 Feb 08, 2017
I think the only things that would go against that are his minimalism and his ownership of a sedan (in the stead of an SUV).
txdois
txdois Feb 20, 2018
It cant be there, after all it need to be really close to rebecca's appartment for him to be able to get in there in 30 seconds (and it isnt at ground level), also we said that the only forest in his (or it's Im confused about this since the begining) domain it's the one on the north close to Fred's domain and there is a forest in the background
Simon Alkenmayer
Simon Alkenmayer Jun 19, 2018
This is not my lair, but good on you for seeing similarities. I will say there is a forest in the north and one to the east of my lair, but that the place in which I live is resplendent with trees, so there is a fair amount of forest like scenery.
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Yoyi
Yoyi Dec 10, 2016
Mr. Monster, I have suscribed to all your experiments as they present to be really interesting.
Simon Alkenmayer
Simon Alkenmayer Jun 19, 2018
Welcome
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3 Series
  • Simon's Snacks

    Simon's Snacks

    (Unlisted)

    May 10, 2019

  • Creature's Cookbook 2: Monster's Mise en Place

    Creature's Cookbook 2: Monster's Mise en Place

    Oct 31, 2016

  • The Creature's Cookbook

    The Creature's Cookbook

    (Unlisted)

    Oct 28, 2016