Hello, and welcome to this page of awkward sounding statements, and nothing because I second guess everything I start to write. Even this took much longer than it should have, and it's only three sentences. Let's hope my books aren't nearly as bad as these things.
I immediately regret writing that, it's supposed to be funny but I really can't tell if it is or not. I've got to quickly click the save button before I start to delete this whole thing again.