The Future of Coffee: A Satirical Sip with Cafely
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Host: Welcome, dear listeners, to "Brewing the Future," the podcast where we ponder the profound, the preposterous, and the percolated. Today, we're diving deep into the world of bulk coffee by Cafely, a world that, frankly, should be far more exciting than it usually is. We're not just talking about buying a big bag of beans; we're talking about the very essence of civilization, one caffeinated cup at a time. Or, you know, a thousand.
(Sound effect: Dramatic inhale)
Host: I'm joined today by Professor Quentin Quibble, a futurist, philosopher, and self-proclaimed "coffee clairvoyant." Professor, welcome!