A man and his wife were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

while

They were in bed.

he turned to

her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'

'No,'

she answered.. he then said,

'Is that

your final answer?'

She

didn't even look at him this time, simply saying,

'Yes..'

So he said,

"Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And

that's when the fight started...