Saturday morning the husband got up early, quietly dressed, made his

lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. he hooked the

boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a

torrential

downpour. The wind was blowing 50mph, so he pulled back into

the

garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the

weather

would be bad all day.

the man went back

into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back

into bed. He cuddled up to his wife's back; now with a

different

anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is

terrible."

His loving

wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my

stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

And

that's how the fight started...