At the crime scene where Mike committed suicide Matthew, and I was talking. “Hey boss you might want to see this,” said Matthew, “what happened here is that we found two blood samples but no dead body.”
“What the hell happened here,” I asked
“Sorry, we have no clue” responded Matthew, “there must have been a gunfight of some kind.”
“Boss, what are you doing here?” asked Matthew
“It’s my job,” I said.
“I know but ... it’s your day off” responded Matthew.
I responded:
“Justice doesn’t get days off.” Yes, I pulled off that super cool line I thought.
“Mr. Matthew I recommend you see this. Oh and Mr. Ryan is here too, good”.
“There was definitely a gunfight but, how did it end?!!” asked Matthew
“Obviously both got shot, and one got away, but the other was too injured and bled out,” I said
“So what should we do?”
“Don’t know, don’t care,”
“Wait how do you know one is dead.”
“Because one is.”
“So ... you’re just leaving?” asked Matthew
“Yeah”
“aren't you scared?”
“hell no.”
Matthew surprised asked: “WHY?!”
“because as I said before ... I don’t care.”
“Ok captain” responded Matthew sarcastically.
“Plus, I’ve got to go to a press conference and try not to kill myself during it.”
“That is not funny.”
“I wasn't trying to be.”
Mathew then said: “Anyway, shouldn’t you be going.”
I responded: “I just decided I always wanted to quit my job.”
“That is even less funny,” Matthew said
Frustrated I responded: “You can go die okkk I-I worked on this line for an hour,”
“Oh really?? That long??”.
“Fine,” I said and continue: “then I am going to ask you to buy me a coffee for that insult.”
“Ok, deal. As long as you help me solve this crime”.
I then said: “Pretend I said nothing ok.”
After a while of driving, we pulled up at Denny’s. After we sat down, the lady asked if we would like anything to drink I said
“I will take a milkshake.”
“You're such a kid Ryan,” said Matthew
“So what??”
After that comment, the waitress started to slowly walk away
“You should at least try the coffee.”
“I promised my mom I would never do drugs.”
“That's not funny.”
“I know your dying on the inside ….”
“am not.”
“you are”
“am not.”
“you are.”
“Shut up.”
“Wait a minute you said to buy you a coffee at the crime scene, not a milkshake.”
Matthew ordered a coffee. We talked for about 9 hours …. long and intense 9 hours, and finally, for 1 hour we watched funny youtube videos.
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