I flop into my seat in homeroom, grinning as the crowd gathers around me.

God, this early? I get that I’m irresistible, but this is too many people too early in the day. But I have to admit, I completely love it. I just love people, and they all love me. I mean, how could they not? I’m so awesome. Not to mention how hot I am.

My class does this every morning. They surround me, crowd as close as they can, and shower me with their endless love and tell me how great I am.

I am pretty great.

“Addy!” Some girl runs up and hugs me. This is also normal – women love me. That’s because I love them, too. And because I’m gorgeous. “I missed you so much!” She hugs me even tighter. I can’t help it – I hug her back. At least she’s pretty.

“I missed you too!” I flash her a grin as she pulls back. Now that I can see her better – damn. She is pretty.

“Call me later, okay?” She winks, and disappears into the murmuring crowd gathered around me, smiling. That’s kind of cute. I don’t know her, but I do know exactly why she did that.

“Oh my gosh! Is that your girlfriend?” All of the girls have gone dead silent, and are staring at me.

Yeah, they love me.

I grin at them. “I’m hoping she will be.”