I jump out of the 8th story window purposefully falling rock hard into the ground. A perfect land, no scratches whatsoever. The force of the fall pushed the crowd back a bit. 

"What is this!?" I powerfully boasted at the crowd in my original body. 

My friend Darlene came to the front of the crowd. She stumbled a little since she was only four. "Melissa Melissa!"

I walked up to her and squatted to her height. "What is it sweety?" "Make me fly! Make me fly!"

I play with her every Wednesday because it's much cheaper than a babysitter.

I let her fly in circles about 4 feet off the ground. "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Faster! Faster!"

I placed my hands on my knees, let her down, and asked her, not her parents, "If you were to go anywhere in existance, where will it be?" 

In a fast response she said, "Paris, China, California, New Yerk!" She said Yerk instead of York all the time when I used to ask this question to indicate she was talking about the Real earth.

On our planet, we study Earth although it's 60 million light years away. We (most of them with that this planet is Earth and named every place on the planet based off of Earth.

Darlene was really smart for a four year old with an IQ of 110. The avarade of an adult. 

"So you want to fly to earth?"

"Won't I die in space though?

"Don't worry. I'll give you special powers so you can breathe in space and other powers too." 

You will never be the same. Ever.

I heard in the midths of the crowd 'Are you recording this?' 

These words broke my patience with these contemptuous people. 

And I just came out of the dumps too...

I went into the houses, apartments, and structures of all the devices on this channel. And made them explode. Everyone on channel 1 at that time had their watching device destroyed.

All of them, gone. All factual evidence was completely erased. Even the "pope's" Television exploded. No trace of the scene in anything.

The news reporter scolded at the camera man. "What did you do!" She yelled closing in on him. She went to look back at me and I and Darlene were long gone.

                                          ...

"Only 2 light years away," I smiled at Darlene. She was 'technically' my only friend since no one seen me. It's pretty understandable. I am probably the end to everything and be the one who has to completely redo the Big Bang.

Since the force of the speed caused by the "flight" Darlene grew to the age of 23. Which is about a year every 3 light years traveled. We were traveling around 1 lightyear per minute so there weren't any deformities in the growth.

"Here we are! Take a look!" I created a mirror in front of her. And she was fascinated by her new look.

"Now you can travel and live a life on Earth!" 

"That's amazing and all... but we don't have any mon-. Oh yeah! You can just make some can't you?"

"Give me the handbag on your shoulder, I need to open a portal without much light showing so no one sees us. We are flying after all."

She gave me the bag and looked down and started freaking out as we were right above Africa. 

"Stop moving you gonna fall."

She was just about to say something and I already implanted all the knowledge useful and more. Simple stuff like all the languages in the world, locations of hotels, phone numbers (like 911), pre-k-12 grade knowledge, and other necessities in that sort.

"So," I asked, "Where do you want to go first?"

"Hmm. Let's see... How about, Great Wall of China."

I went and dragged her along and landed on a mountain with the best view. 

"Here." I handed to her $500,000, a passport that's approved, and fight tickets with the last stop on SMO (Santa Monica Airport). Also I placed a small tattoo on the inside of her left wrist. A peculiar one, just for certain reasons.

"Your house is 195 4th St. Santa Monica." I handed her the keys and all the closets, cabinets and the refridgerater were filled to her liking. The bill for the place was prepaid already for 3 years.

"Imma disappear, not leave just leave this body and become invisible again. To not blow your cover, speak to me with telepathy."

She thought How?

Like that.

I brought her over to the end of the wall, and placed her right on it. I wasn't full at the time so no one noticed. 

"There you go, now your off." 

I gave her a little push and Darlene is now on her new life on Earth. The place that EVERYONE wished they could meet.