1973 Narrator: Deep within an edge of space, lies the headquarters of a group. A group only known as the "Bravo Hub Elite"...
In a "meeting room" that you can only imagine with your mind. With cool tables, and chairs, and stuff. Awesome posters, and no spoilers for the Avengers movie...
Ash T. Chirec: I now call this meeting to order. Before anything else, I'd like everyone to know, that we are not calling our paid narrator that name.
Edge Z: "1973 Narrator"?
Ash T. Chirec: Yes, obviously. And for good reason.
T.E.P.: Because we're not paying him that well?
Ash T. Chirec: That is not true. Almost. But we are paying him, reasonably.
T.E.P.: So why are we not calling him that name?
Ash T. Chirec: Because it's not right to define a character by just attaching a date on him, just for the sake of "lazy" personality building. I mean, look at me.
Erik Zara: I don't think anyone can.
W.: Why.
Ash T. Chirec: Riiiggghhhttt. We don't have an artist yet.
Erik Zara: And we still can't draw.
T.E.P.: How is it that none of us, in the entire stable, have any ability in drawing?
Sky Jack 5: Real life.
Erik Zara: Ah.
W.: Woefully.
Ash T. Chirec: Kinda true?
T.E.P.: What about you, Quiet Guy?
Quiet Guy: ...
Ash T. Chirec: Okay, okay, okay. The point is, I am a tokusatsu-inspired character. And the main point is not just about personality, or character. This, is about us...
Quiet Guy: ?
Ash T. Chirec: I am done lazing around, boys. I am done shelving things aside. It has been a while since we've done something. For the past six years, we told ourselves that we'd make the best works ever. But nothing came out of it.
W.: Wrecked.
Ash T. Chirec: T.E.P., "the Electric Poet". You said you'd be doing movie reviews?
T.E.P.: Yeah.
Ash T. Chirec: And?
T.E.P.: Nothing came out of it. Don't know how to start. Can't face criticism very well.
Ash T. Chirec: And remember when we all said that we were going to work on "Free for All"?
THE STABLE: Yeah.
Ash T. Chirec: And?
THE STABLE: ...
Ash T. Chirec: It's time we get back on track.
W.: Waffle.
Sky Jack 5: That was random.
Ash T. Chirec: It's time we get out of this shell. It's time we really worked on this. And I know it's gonna be hard, but what have got to lose? None of us have jobs yet. Doubts are gonna come in hard. And everyone is laughing at us anyway, so let's give them a reason to enjoy themselves even more.
Edge Z: I'm in!
T.E.P.: Let's do this!
W.: Wonderful.
Sky Jack 5: Nice.
Erik Zara: Hell yes.
Quiet Guy: ...
Ash T. Chirec: Works for me, pal. Who's with me?
THE STABLE: Yeah!
List of things that are going to appear here; "Rush Hour", "I'm Writing, See? The TV - Anime Adaptation Re:", and finally "Fix 1337".
T.E.P.: So are we finally gonna hire an artist?
Damn.
1973 Narrator: And so, ending with the melody of unsure murmurs and payment issues, our heroes continue their quest with a jumpstart confidence.
T.E.P.: We should really change your name, pal.
1973 Narrator: Tune in, to find out more!
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