Tokusatsu Narrator: In a galaxy far, far, far, far, far away...

T.E.P.: That joke was so predictable.

Edge Z: Shhh, it's starting.

Zordian King: My son, you must protect other galaxies fr-- Oh, no, I'm dead.

Blarg.

Prince of Darkness: Bwahahaha. Zordian Prime is mine! Long live the Legion!

Zayne: Father, no!

T.E.P.: Wait, what?

Zayne: I will avenge you, Father. And protect all the othe-- Oh, no, we're on the brink. We must use the ultimate power!

Prince of Darkness: Curse you, Heralds! This grud-- Blarg.

Edge Z: This is a weird recurring thing.

T.E.P.: We don't even know what's happening. Who are the "Heralds"? What's a "blarg"? And why did he give up his death speech?

Zayne: I must escape to Earth, and warn the Spectrum!

Zero Prime: We will protect the galaxies. We will protect time. We will protect all the worlds. The legacy of the Heralds.

"Diane": I love you, Zayne.

Tokusatsu Narrator: Now Zayne must go to Earth, and find his guardians to protect it.

T.E.P.: So we're clearly not going to ask about "Diane" then? And why she loves Zayne?

Edge Z: This is so cool.

Oblivion King: All this will be mine. 

Tokusatsu Narrator: The Oblivion King is the grand master of the entirety of the Legion. The scourge of the multiverse.

Zayne: This world is protected!

Oblivion King: Blarg.

T.E.P.: Why the hell did that bastard die so easily?!

Zayne: My friends, don't lose hope.

Tokusatsu Band: Keep fighting! Omae wa fighting alive!

T.E.P.: Are those even lyrics then??!!

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Episode 1