Tokusatsu Narrator: We now return to Episode 2 of the Guardians of Earth saga, starting with the "Gaia Guardians".

T.E.P.: A saga, huh?

Edge Z: So awesome.

Ash T. Chirec: Well, this is going well.

Zayne: Miss Watanabe. There is a danger out there, from far, far away. And that power chose you for a reason.

Yuki: Me?

Zayne: To become the fifth member of my Guardians. Come, we must meet up with the other four that I've chosen already.

Ash T. Chirec: Wait, what?

T.E.P.: Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

Zayne: Now you must harness your power over these elements, and fight. Your world is counting on you.

Roy: I'm Roy, and we're all ready.

Edge Z: What an odd thing to say.

Tokusatsu Narrator: Meanwhile, on one of the Legion's battleships...

Shadow Lady: My lord, all preparations have been made for the invasion of this planet.

"The Eye of Oblivion": Soon, this world will belong to the Legion. And I will be whole again!

Ash T. Chirec: Woah, he survived.

T.E.P.: Things just got more interesting.

Roy: I messed up. I thought I could do it, and I put all of you in danger.

Yuki: It's not your fault.

Roy: We have to find Black Spectre. We'll stop him together.

T.E.P.: Oh, my God. See, more development equals great stuff. This thing is really--

Roy: Great job, team. We defeated Black Spectre.

Black Spectre: Blar-- Haha! I have not perished! I will return in later episodes to fight you! My popularity as a recurring bad guy will skyrocket!

T.E.P.: Forget every positive thing that I've said about this.

Ash T. Chirec: Boy, that escalated quickly.

"The Eye of Oblivion": So, the Guardians have been chosen.

Shadow Lady: Not to worry, my lord. For I have created TWO new monsters to fight them now.

T.E.P.: This episode is still going?!

Gero: Two new monsters?

Tori: No way.

Brion: They look tough.

Roy: We got this, guys.

Yuki: Omae wa fighting alive.

Ash T. Chirec: What?

T.E.P.: That's not even a line!

Monster #1: Too bad you...

Monster #3: WILL DIE!

T.E.P.: Now that's just lazy character naming. Who's the moron that wrote the names for these guys?

Edge Z: Yeah, and he even forgot the grammar in that first line.

THE GUARDIANS: Your reign of terror ends here!

Monster #3: Blarg!

Monster #1: We should've been CGI'ed!

T.E.P.: They're breaking fourth walls now?!

Tokusatsu Narrator: And so ends Episode 2 of the "Gaia Guardians"! Tune in next week, to follow more of their adventures in protecting our world! Brought to you by Lazada!

T.E.P.: This is nonsense now! And what year is this show in anyway?!

Ash T. Chirec: Now I want to watch another episode.

Edge Z: Hey, guys. The 1973 Narrator just called...

T.E.P.: No one changed his name yet?!

Rush - Episode 2