Tokusatsu Narrator: Welcome back to the "Gaia Guardians". And now, the exciting continuation of the Guardians of Earth saga, with Episode 19!

T.E.P.: What happened to Episodes 3-18?! 

Shadow Lady: My lord, these are our new mercenaries, who will help us defeat the Gaia Guardians.

Black Spectre: An Ordian War Monk squad? We must be really desperate.

Tokusatsu Narrator: Ordians are an alien race of anthropomorphic bird-like creatures from the Ordian Planetary Empire. Their War Monks are considered an elite breed from a bygone age.

"The Eye of Oblivion": They will fail instantly.

T.E.P.: Is this guy serious?!

Tokusatsu Narrator: Meanwhile, on Earth...

Yuki's Mother: I forbid my own daughter, my only child, to become a part of your little "crusade", sir.

T.E.P.: Where did this come from then?!

Edge Z: Hey, what did I miss?

T.E.P.: Not much apparently.

Brion: So, you're going through with this?

Yuki: There's no other way...

Tori: Besides, the guy she's going to marry? A beautiful man~.

Yuki: Gift of the gods~.

T.E.P.: That's a pretty shallow reason why you want to go through with that!

Roy: We're here to fight you guys!

Gero: With our new power!

Ordian War Monk Leader: You cannot defeat us! You're out--

Yuki: GUYS!

Edge Z: Ey! She's returned!

Yuki: It turns out that the man I was supposed to marry was a spy for the Legion. And he wasn't that handsome.

T.E.P.: Again, a pretty shallow reason why you'd want to marry someone.

THE GUARDIANS: Great Warrior Sword Strike!

Ordian War Monk Leader: Blaaarrrggg!

*explosions, boom!*

T.E.P.: This really looks better in visual, comic form. 

Roy: I love you, Tori.

Tori: Oh, Roy...

T.E.P.: What the hell is this then?

Agent Whittle: Stop right there! You're all under arrest!

Zayne: TAKE ME INSTEAD!

Agent Bridge: I can't let this happen. Go, Zayne. Go back, and save the world!

T.E.P.: Are you sure we are in the same episode right now?!

Tokusatsu Narrator: Will Zayne make it in time? Will the Guardians find a way to stop Cyclops Savage? Tune in next week, for Part 2!

Edge Z: Yo, man. What'd I miss?

T.E.P.: Apparently, not a lot.

Rush - Episode 3

T.E.P.: Wait, what?

Edge Z: What's going on?

Ash T. Chirec: Sorry, guys. But the "company" has told us not to issue anymore shameless teasers for the "Gaia Guardians".

T.E.P.: These were teasers?

Edge Z: Wuuuttt?

Ash T. Chirec: So for now, we better work on "Fix 1337". And Z, I believe you have Free4All to worry about?

Edge Z: Episode 14!!!

T.E.P.: Wait, wait, wait, so we're putting all this on hold?

Ash T. Chirec: Well...

Epic Narrator: Stay tuned for the story of these girls in the underground idol scene, in "Project Destiny"...

T.E.P.: Who's coming up with this stuff?

W.: Wonderful.