Welllllll....You do know the author drew a fancy fall sprite already, so that is a possibility, but you don't really know what's down there. Lets put that idea in as a solid maybe.

Yeah! Screw proper arch support! Bare foot is how REAL hobos explore the outdoors.

Oh right you locked clothes so you don't randomly strip in public. Seeing all these items the auhtor realized he didn't properly explain, you start to wonder if you really want to start stripping.