You go up to sit on the box and discover that its cardboard, so open it up instead, unsure of what tools of death and destruction might be inside.

Luckily there was none of that annoying packaging tape in the way. You easily open the cardboard box to find pliers and a Drunk Kitty™ kids plate, both of which you promptly throw into your bookbag. Now you have forks, sporks, knives and a plate.

You practically have a whole kitchen set.