I grabbed my lanyard with all my Disney pins on it. I even have a little one of Loki on it. He's hot as a cartoon. Sometimes. At least in this version. Gosh, I'm weird. I looked at it. So disappointing. I had really wanted to go.

HELMET. That's right. I'm borrowing, not stealing because he was dumb enough to leave it at my house, a magical helmet that lets me have pretty much whatever I want. "I require a mode of transportation. Stat." I'm not sure why I said it out loud. I just felt like it, I guess.

"You summoned me?"

"SON OF A NUTCRACKER!!!!"

I turned around and there he was. In all his stupid, hot as a log on fire, skin-tight leather that made my toes curl. I instantly lost my new-found leather confidence..and my- his helmet.

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Just to be clear, my clothes DID NOT disappear once he showed up. I lost the confidence my oh-so-fab leather outfit gave me. Tank yu veddy much.

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"Don't look so shocked. I've been watching you since you took my helmet and put it on your head."

That's not creepy. Was he stalking me? I have no idea why, but because it's him, I do and don't mind at the same time. On one hand, he's really a hot guy with a tragic backstory, but then again he's also a super weird 'god person' that has slept with a horse and had an eight-legged horse baby. Not to mention that he's also a royal brat with issues. Lots of issues. #QuotingBatmanAndImSoNotSorry

I like hashtags. Although they can definitely be stupid. Really stupid. Like #BreathingIsStupid. I have no idea if that's a real hashtag. If it is, WHAT THE HECK. If it isn't, thank God no one's such a cotton-headed-ninny-muggins.

Yes! Two Elf references! Yay me! I feel sorry for whoever doesn't know what that is.

SORRY. Back to reality(?).

Loki is looking at me like I'm a freak again. I guess I am a bit of a freak. Maybe. Totally. Ok yea, I am.

"Can I keep the leather?"

"If you must."

"I'm going to Disneyland. Want to come?"

"What's Disneyland?"

I just stare at him for a second. We need to remedy this. "You're coming with me."

"What?"

"You heard me."

"Why should I?"

"I'm not giving you a choice."

"You do realize I'm a god.....right?"

"Do I look like a care?" I gave him The Look.

He sighed, "You aren't going to give up are you?"

"Nope."

He shrugs and gives me that mischievous grin, "I didn't have any plans anyway."

I think I'm in love. Is that possible? Who cares~ This is gonna be fun.