Immortal Puppets & the Golden Scythe
Prologue
Is it recording? Is it recording? Ah yes, here we go. Hello everyone. This is Hans Leone. I’m about to do something that will end my life. However, I must tell my story before this final curtain call. It all started when I was born 18 years ago. That’s in puppet years at least.
I was born into this world poor and desolate. It seems every puppet on this planet was the same.
Kai – “Hans! We are about to do something we can never take back! Your recording skills are horrible. They don’t even know what a puppet is yet. Explain it to them!”
Hans Leone “Oh, right. If this recording makes it to other stellar planets. That’s what my species is. Puppets. We weren’t always Puppets but everything changed when an evil power arose from the depths of somewhere and enslaved everyone.
Sora – “Somewhere? Can you give them better details than that?”
Some of us were lucky. Some not. Some killed themselves. Others killed. But, as for myself, I became something greater. A free thinker. A forgotten puppet. Only problem is. I’m still a puppet. I want to be free. I want the ability to die Immortality is great but it’s eternal torture as a puppet.
So, I just need to find the Golden Scythe and….
Sora – Thank you for all this dialogue. This is our big moment and you’re going to bore the audience with your last recording before the big moment. Let me explain it this way. I’ll tell the story the way it’s supposed to be.
Alright, pay attention all pathetic species listening to this recording. My name is Sora Mesthu. I’m also a puppet and ten times more detailed than Hans. I’ll explain this story to all of you. When I was a young girl my village was……
Kai – Ok, this is absolutely going nowhere. You guys keep saying the same thing over and over again. I’ve tried to keep quiet but this is ridiculous. Look, this is really simple and to the point.
We get everything we want. Money, power, fame, love, security, and peace. There’s just one problem. We’re puppets. The only freedom we have is the few times our masters forget about us and leave us to our own devices. Also, Hans, you suck at story telling. You drag the story to much and don’t give enough details to engage the audience. Sora, your just to analytical and extremely cliché. Remember, this is the las time we have before the end. Let’s make it count.
Sora – Kai, if your so good at this what’s your approach to telling the story? I’m dying to know…well I’m immortal so I can’t really die…but…I mean…. never mind!
Kai - How about we just use our puppet magic and send each species a magical book where they can just read the story at there on pace. It’s very simple.
Hans – “That’s actually a great idea. To bad we’re about to die. Well, hopefully all of our thoughts make it into the book. Pathetic species of other planets! You are now going to receive the opportunity to read the story of how we’re going to die. Please start from the beginning. No skipping. THE STORY HAS BEEN SENT AND IT IS TITLED IMMORTAL PUPPETS AND THE GOLDEN SCYTHE.
And please remember for the love of aces!!! MY NAME IS HANS AUGUSTUS LEONE!!
Sora – Hans, you don’t have to scream. Their reading the story as we speak. They can’t hear any of this! Good luck species and pray for Hans. Hopefully you’ll catch back up with us in a little while.
RECORDING FINISHED!!!
BOOK SENT!!!
Introducing – Immortal Puppets & The Golden Scythe
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