"WHY...HELLO." The maniac yelled sarcastically at us.

As our ears bled from the freaking pointlessly loud introduction, Athena asked "What did you do with the children?"

"OH..." The Maniac adjusted the volume of his voice and continued, "oh. Sorry I didn't realize I was so loud. They're in another room, they're fine. I told Ruffy to guard 'em for me, he said he's still faithful to me and I have no reason to believe he'd betray me at this point. He's a good boy. He's keepin' 'em safe while I come have a little fun in here with you two."

"I'll leave you to it sonny," Agatha blurted slovenly to Maniac, "give 'em a good show! She then walked out of the room.

He crept closer to me and I bravely began to whimper, shouting "Take her first!"

I couldn't see her, but I could tell she was disgusted with what I said, but hey, gotta look out for numero one-o, right? 

"You," Athena started, "you're the biggest delusional fuck I have ever met, Joe. You walk around like a narcissistic prick, waving two guns around like some half cocked idiot with a death wish, and I can't believe you didn't die before we met up with you on the fifth floor. My only regret is letting you tag along afterwards."

Wow. She's so delusional. Calling me, the sexy, awesome, rad, powerful Adonis hero of this story DELUSIONAL.  

I screamed angrily, and with all my strength I picked us both off the chair and charged towards the Maniac full force. He punched me hard, causing me to yelp like a child & turn to the other side, causing Athena to face him. She lunged full force towards the Maniac's neck, Biting it with all the full ferocity of an insane cheetah biting into a succulent antelope baby. She yanked her head back, ripping the flesh from his neck and causing a deep crimson trail of blood to follow the flesh soon after. 

He lunged again, this time with a knife. She turned around and I bravely took the knife plunge to my shoulder and I screamed like well... how I scream. Very annoyingly. We turned around again the knife flew off of my gaping wound and reached Athena's hand, she quickly cut through the ropes and threw the knife in the Maniac's direction. She missed like a loser. 

Ha, she ain't as perfect as she thought. Nyah.

She then reached for her gun as the Maniac reached for his and she blew a few holes in his face and chest. (Ha, blew.) He fell, and as he lay dying he yelled, "I'm sorry mama... I never meant to hurt you... I never meant to make you cry, but tonight, I'm....BLARRRGHHH."

He dun did died. I laughed a lot. I'm a sick bastard.

"we need to get out of here," Athena said, "We need to get the kids and leave NOW." I looked at her with a look as if to say We made a good team, right? and she looked back as if to say... no.

We rushed to the room where the children were located. Inside we were greeted by Ruffy, looking at us with a sad defeated frown (On a dog, that looks extra sad) & dear old betraying ass Agatha, pointing one of my sweet sexy AR-15's at us and saying; 

"Welcome to the party, Mothafuckas!"