God damn. 

It was all leading to this.

Me, A bad ass lady warrior, Me, two kids, Me, A talking dog, Me, A horrible old lady, Me, and Carlos R.I.P.

Rest well my sweet, handsome, sarcastic young treasure.

Agatha shot at us with the sweet sexy AR-15, and we ducked and covered behind a random desk we saw (Don't ask). While I was courageously whimpering and sobbing, Athena rudely told me to shut the fuck up and grow a pair, then stupidly cocked her stupid gun like a stupid jerk, and she shot three bullets in the air wasting them very stupidly. 

She then arrogantly screamed "stop!" to Agatha as she asked for a quick ceasefire to discuss possible terms of ending this debacle peacefully.

"If you're here," Agatha shouted, "That means you killed my sonny boy. The only way we're all leaving here is in body bags!"

She then aimed her gun towards the children who were behind her. "But," Agatha interjected, "I'll let you save these kids if you give your gun up. I'm counting to ten. Ten..."

"What... what do we do?" I bravely asked as I cleared from my eyes some powerful tears. 

"Nine."

"I.. I'm thinking." Athena answered.

"Eight."

"I'm throwing the gun!" Athena stated. The look of disgust was palpable on my face. She quickly whisked the gun upwards and as it landed, Agatha stopped counting.

"Big mistake," The old lady sneered, "now I can kill you all even quicker..."

Her speech was interrupted by none other that Ruffy, who at that moment jumped up and reached the gun, picked it up with his slobbering mouth and threw it back to Athena, shouting a very nonsensical slur about Polish people, then telling Agatha that he was looking for a better life.

"Oh yeah," She retorted as she shot at him, "how about the afterlife then?"

Ruffy yelped in pain and slumped back as I watched in horror and... arousal? Athena then pumped old Agatha full of lead and watched her jump back and and scream an even more offensive Polack slur.

Lotta hate towards Polacks among these people, WTF?

As Agatha breathed her last breath, she asked us to come closer to her "Do... do I smell popcorn?" she coyly inquired. I didn't fall for it again, but poor Athena did. She whiffed in the air and Fainted immediately.

When she came to, we were surrounded by police officers, and the distinct smell of donuts and brutality.

"Is... is everyone O.K.?" Athena asked.

"Yea," I heroically answered, "Ruffy had but a flesh wound, The kids are with a better social worker, and Agatha is dead as fuck. Also I'm here."

"Oh. You're here. Great." She muttered back to me. She got up and talked to the lead detective and told her a very exaggerated version of what happened, making it look like it was her that did most of the work, and I let her because hey, even the little people like her need some shine.

After some time, We walked out the door way and reached the steps of the Court house and I turned to her.

"We make a pretty good team, huh?" I asked her as we began to part ways.

"Oh god, No." She answered, obviously in a sarcastic tone, reminiscent of dead boi Carlos. She then walked away in fake disgust.

In the end, I think we had a pretty good adventure, and If I could bring anyone back It'd be Carlos, because God, I miss him.

Welp, Goodbye then, For now.

Wait, where the fuck is my award?

THE END