Hi! Hello! Oh my gosh!

So...it's been 99 years since I last logged in. Sorry about that...
I'll go into the naughty bits later on down this sordid road of getting-to-know-yous and such, but the tl;dr of it all is that I'm fine, I'm back, I haven't stopped writing, I'm alive, and I MISSED YOU GUYS.

I have a real pen-name now, which is cool, but if you wanna still use Jess or Selkie, you're more than welcome to! I ain't gonna sweat it.

Seriously, I've missed being on here and getting feedback and particular people and the stories and everything else and I swear I'm gonna outline more crap later.

Thanks for sticking around, all of you who still have.
Thanks for coming, all of the...new people??? (I haven't logged on in like, six months. What kind of sick masochists are  you?)

Hopefully, fingers crossed, I've got big news and big stuff coming and tapas will be an adorable hub of interactivity. Until then, expect some of the same crap to come that made you weirdos like me in the first place.

-AJ