4. Maybe It's a Mistake

My name is Kazuki Katsuhisha, 31 years old and a shut-in. I am a freelance software programmer who is super popular and sought after by many companies for my awesome skills. I like busty, curvy women though none of them like me back. My idol, or more accurately, my waifu is Haruhi Suzumiya. She is not very curvy and only a high schooler, but I know she will be the most perfect waifu when she grows up.  

These are the truth and not my delusion because I remember everything about myself and what happened after I saved the little boy. I had died and refused to go to the light. Then, I wake up here in this bedroom.

So what's with this situation now? Why am I here? Did Kami-Sama put me in this body because I asked for a reward? Kami-Sama is giving me a second chance at life, maybe? Huh? But isn't taking away my little brother more like a punishment than reward?!

Could it be... Maybe they've made a mistake? Yeah, that could be it!!!

My heart jumped to life at the idea that Kami-Sama has mistaken my soul for someone else's. I shouldn't be here. This body's new soul must still be waiting to take over this body. Kami-Sama is going to correct this mistake at any moment now.

Maybe the next time I wake up I'll be in another person's body. A guy's body, of course. Some guy with an outstanding little brother, better than the one I had before. Now that's a good idea for a reward! Please, please... Kami-Sama! Listen to my idea! Also, make the new me a handsome guy with a fit body... and a beautiful waifu who looks like Haruhi Suzumiya. Onegai, Kami-Sama!

I prayed and prayed as I willed myself to sleep as fast as possible.

Then I remembered that since this will be the only moments in my life I am living as a girl, I should make the most of it. My hands move up and down 'my body'. Huh, this girl really is very thin. I could feel her bones protruding everywhere.

Her breasts feel pretty good though. Soft and squishy, but also firm. She must be a B cup, which is a little bigger than A cup. Good, good. But maybe I should take a look to make sure? No, no, no... Kami-Sama would be angry. I don't want to make Kami-Sama angry.

And so I fell asleep with my hands clutching 2 sweet and squishy little melons. Alright, little oranges. But this is the first time in my life I get to do this, so some oranges are better than no oranges.