*somewhere on tops trees in Australia.*
Shadowy figures race towards BBO AN ALAN from one side an from there other side, Ninjas are racing towards them. *Alan looks through the holes of the suit* BBO what the hell is happening and who are those shadowy figures running at us because we know those aren't the ninjas. Who are those guys over there !!! Well master Alan currently we are at a stand still because we are losing a ton of blood an by us i mean you. Well no shit BBO you let the Tanah hit us!!!
Well Master Alan this could be much worse. Oh really BBO ? your telling me that this could be much worse than it already is. Well yes Master Alan you could be dead. Yeah BBO I fucking know that but I’m not talking about death, I am still bleeding out. Yes Master Alan that is correct but prepare yourself for this fight. *The Ninjas are coming in fast* *However the shadowy figures where coming in faster* Well BBO were dead. Not yet Master Alan as soon as they are near us prepare yourself. Prepare myself? for what??? Where going to use the Ninjosuits Hyper Sequence. What in the fuck is that BBO, care to explain. Master at this time there is not much time to explain. However we will be traveling at mach 6 so brace yourself like I said. *Hyper Sequence begins to activate* *DWOOOOT* BBO what was that sound? the initiation to hyper sequence alright lets do this. One more thing, BBO are you able to pull out a weapon while we go at mach 6? Well Yes Master we could but why would we do that. OHH i see you want us to slice through our enemy. Yes BBO now you get it. Alright Master Alan that sounds like great plan. Lets do *Static Alaaeennn Static* this. Hyper Sequence take off in 3* this thing better hurry they are closing in. 2* BBO pull out tha Katana an put it straight in front of us. i want to go straight threw them. 1* Alright here we fucking go get ready to die Mothafuckas!!!!! WOOOOOTTTT!!!
*Hyper sequence failure * WHAT THE FUCK!!??? BBO what is going on? it seems we still have not recovered our fuel from we landed. Are you fucking kidding me BBO your the one who is supposed to watch out for this shit. oh fuck no... BBO why aren't we moving why aren't you leaving this spot in the trees we need to get the fuck out of here BBO... uh hello.??? *voice from suit* Power levels low* oh shit what the fuck we are so fucking screwed. off all the days an all the people for this shit to happen of course it happens to me. well i guess this is where i meet my fate in Australia of all places God this place literally was meant for the death of all mankind i mean shit everything here wants to kill you.
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if there was babies with knives trying to kill you. Oh yeah wait wasn't i in the middle of something? oh yeah i was being attacked from both sides from Ninjas and what was on the other-side look like some shadowy figures. welp either way i was probably about to die. *wakes up from day dream* welp here we go. YOU FUCKING AUSRAILIAN NINJAS WILL NEVER FORGET ME MAY I DIE WITH DIGNITY YOU DAMN UPSIDE DOWN MOTHER FUCKERS!!!! *PWOOF!! A CLOUD OF SMOKE COVERED ALAN* FROM BENEATH HIM THE TREES FALL* Gahhhh!! I should have listened to my father an just became a male Stripper!! *Alan slowly starts Pass out* *Noise from above the tree tops can be heard faintly from down below* Huh i feel so warm here *Alan looks upwards as figures slash at each other back and forth* Man i could just sleep here *A figure stands above Alan* huh hey you are you My sensei? *More figures appear Alan *Alans eyes almost shut. *very faintly you Hear BBO'S voice Master Alan stay awake where still losing a lot of blood. Then the figures begin to pull on Alan.The figures above the tree top are still fighting but slowly are getting out of scene* *mumbling from the figures is heard but Alan is barely conscious * recorder from suit starts to record and translate. Tiba what are you doing..? Taneten we need to help this man. Tiba are you crazy? you know that we are not supposed to be seen by the outsiders. Taneten he is bleeding an he was about to be attacked by them. Tiba you know it is forbidden to bring in a stranger. Taneten this man is a stranger but he doesn't seem to want to harm us. Tiba how could you say that he is wearing a suit just like them.Taneten his suit may seem the same but it has a different flag. Tiba what does that mean to are people.
We are bushman we are supposed to lay low an stay out of politics of the people out there. Taneten you an I both know that, however those Ninja out there don’t care they see us as Vermin. In fact they see all People as Vermin if there not From Australia an if they don’t have there special branding. Tiba we shouldn't interfere. we already interfered enough when we found out about there plans to weaponize all the Kangaroo. Ever since you sent out the distress signal with bits of information as a distress call they have been on the look out an on higher alert because of us. Taneten I Know what you say is true but right now we cant be picky, they have an army an you know after the attack just did on them to get the information we have on them we lost over 80% of our people. You know that they don’t want there secret out so they will do whatever it takes right now to stop you from giving this information out. Tiba I know you lost your father in that attack but that doesn't mean you can just bring strangers here. You know his number 1 rule was to never bring strangers here. Tanetan I know that. *begins to cry* I’m sorry Tiba i shouldn't have brought him up at a time like this. Its fine Tanetan.*Alan begins to wake up* Huh where am I? huh who the hell are you people anywhere the fuck am I?? an who the Fuck took of my suit!! wow wow wow big guy we took of the suit it was damaged, and you where bleeding out so we needed close up the wound. The only way to do that was take the suit off. Well that's great an all but did you guys have to leave me butt naked???? Well your not naked you have those bushman clothes on. What the fuck are you talking about its a fucking Leaf!!!! *Static Alaan** well yeah that's what we wear. your other clothes was dripping in blood. so it was washed in the river. It is drying on top of your suit as we speak. Ok well now back to my first question who the fuck are you guys? *Tiba speaks* We are the bushman of this land. we have protected Australia an its people in secret for thousands of years. that is until they came. What ? until who came? We call them Nanju. However you call them Ninja. Ohhh them yeah i am a Ninja. yes we know that but these Ninja they are different from all other ninja they are relentless they have no fear it is like they are possessed by some mad man. We tried to reason with them when they took over but there Master he seemed like words went straight threw him. As if what we said to him he took as a joke Tibas father was murdered by there master. When we tried to make peace with them but all they seem to want was war. That is when we learned of there plans to weaponize the Kangaroos. Wowowow your being serious they are actually weaponizing Kangaroos? I thought was Just a joke to get us here. No this isn't a joke they are literally Weaponizing Kangaroos. Let me tell you exactly what they do these Kangaroos. well actually we made a name for them there call Kazoocas. Well first of whats your name an who are you?*looks smoldering* My name Tanetan an i am the Chief Of the Austi Bushman well the last of the Bushman. Now lets get back to those Kazoocas..
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