Look you need to understand that Kazoocas are no joke they can wipe out a whole army right now they're only in their testing phase but once you figure out how to create more than just one of them they will be a threat to all mankind and not only will we be wiped out which we already basiaclly are like I said . We are down to our last people. They do plan to go after the whole world they will take out anyone and everyone that comes in their way. *Alan laughs quietly* this is not a joke you need to understand. Let me tell you what I think about that I think you're just lying and your just trying to get attention. Plus I don't even know who you really are I mean you could just be lying to me in fact you could be working for them and I wouldn't even know. Are you freaking kidding me you think I would work for such an evil corporation or evil whatever those evil people are. I would never wipe out my own Bushman I would never betray my people I would die for my people .... Bull fucking shit that definitely sounds like what an evil person would say.There like I would never kill my people. Are you freaking kidding me right Now? I'm not kidding you .

I mean if I was an evil person and I want to take over a clan I would take out the chief who happens to be the father of the woman I love to make here feel lonely an like she needed someone to comfort her . What are you talking about I would never murder her father just because between you and me I love her but it does mean I would a murderer him I had respect for that man. Well in my unbiased opinion I think you did it you freaking motherfucker. Then I would pull off my mask right about now an say. I would have gotten away with it to if it wasnt for you meddling kids an and that Dog!!. Wow wow wow we cant say that well get sued it's from that one show. With those Fucked up kids who had a guy who did drugs all the time with his dog.

I mean shit the blonde guy took off with the 2 girls and your going to tell me they didn’t fuck? I mean no way did you see that red head total 10. Anyways back to what I was telling you that no way your not the bad guy shit you even have that creepy guy face. Shit If I had kids I wouldn't trust you with them. OOMY GOD do you ever FUCKING SHUT UP"Pulls out sword * ahahahs I fucking knew it I knew you where the bad guy. Making some bullshit story up about some evil corporation. Shit you almost had me there. You fucked up on the part of hiding your fucking ugly face. Oh am the part where you said you where washing my suit in the river who the fuck washes in rivers now days I mean shit everyone knows the rivers in Australia where completely polluted after that one Fucktard decided to destroy the great barrier reefs in 2024. In fact your crying girl act over there almost had me as well only problem is her bra says Size F no one can have size F cups an not be in pain or scratching an moving there boobs every five minutes. So if that part wasn’t real either then all this shit isn’t real either now where the Fuck Am I!!! *Virtual Simulation offline* Well well well Mr.Alan it seems you have figured out that this was all fake. Well yeah I'm an idiot but Not stupid * Evil Ninja Shakes Head* We couldn't take the suit off you but we where able to hack into it an play a virtual simulation. We wanted to extract you from your suit, however you broke out a lot quicker than we anticipated. MOSTLY BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T SHUT YOUR BIG FUCKING ANNOYING MOUTH UP!!! Why thank You kind sir I pride my self on my talking, god if I would have opened your suit while you where passed out you'd be dead right now. Well hahah sucks to be you Fucktards.

     You guys call yourself Ninjas yet you couldn’t hack into my suit huh? Well your all just a bunch of bitches!! *A.I Starts to power back on* comes in broken up*Aleee staticy sound* huh what was that sound? Oh that well that was You’re A.I. Shes been trying to come online since you crashed here. Everything you have been experiencing so far was a Simulation. No shit?!! what about BBO? That was me *covers face* Oh hello Master Alan how are you doing. Your the smartest person ever. Wow thats a neat trick fuck face you where the one I was talking to the whole time? Why yes and we have been suppressing your other A.I this whole time. She wasn’t trying to get past or security measures inside your suit. We would be surprised if you didn’t here her voice coming In and out staticy in the simulation. However it seems like she was never able to get throw so now you are stuck here trapped by us an where going to kill you as soon as we get through this suit. *Backup power diverting to A.I.* Alan you fucking idiot did you not here me trying to speak to you inside the simulation? Wow wow wow Quin the bitch your back!! hoho welcome back but God I didn’t fucking miss you. One bit in fact could you die. 

      However I didn’t miss you one bit. Alright well are you done complaining you whiny little bitch Mister Alan? Do you want to get out of here or not. Well Quin that would be nice we are going to be tortured if we don’t get out of here. Well the good thing is that they cant here me inside your suit. Hey you fucking Wannabe ninja are you fucking ignoring me? I have been telling you about how we are going to torture the shit out of you. And *Alan ignores Villan NInja* So Quin how the fuck we going to get out of this annoying shit I mean I am tired of having to listen to these annoying guys thinking that there badasses and shit man there a bunch of wusses. *suit gets slapped* Hey you fucking piece of shit stop ignoring me. LOOK YOU FUCKTARD IM TRYING TO HAVE A FUCKING CONVERSATION IN HERE!!!Woops proably shouldnt have told them that. Get into the fucking suit now he will escape if we don’t fucking into the suit now!!! bring out the Hyper dyno lasers. We need to take him out of the suit now!!! 

     Mister Alan we need to get out of here now look I can inject all the information on how to use your suit straight to your brain. It will hurt a lot. Ok Quin how Much Pain we talking? Well in simple terms have you ever stepped on a Lego? Or stubbed your little toe on the corner of a desk? Well yes I have done both of those things. Well imagine that times 100. WoWoWoWoW oh hell no I am not going to fucking go through that shit again. Well to bad Master Alan stop being a little bitch its happening anyways. *Small saw turns on*Drilling sound begins* AWWWWWHHH hell now this shits not gonna happen STAWWWWWPPPP!!!!

TO BE CONTIUED….