In conclusion, all things must come to an end, even this lovely guide which you have treasured so dearly. At some point or another, you must learn to say goodbye to the things you love most.

Through this guide, we have taught you the essentials of the ritual, how to accept your inevitable demise, and how to process your feelings when your beloved friends and family members depart.

If you would like to learn more about the whole process on a deeper level that goes beyond the scope of this introductory guide, please look for Your Guide to Death: Extended Version online.

We hope we’ve been able to help you find peace in your life because, spoiler alert, there is no afterlife for you to look forward to. Have a nice day and enjoy the rest of your meager lives.