Today is just a random episode that has no subject. A few days ago my older sister, my mother, and I were sitting at the dinner table, then the discussion popped up on how I was a retarded ass kid, so let's discuss that. My mom was talking about how I used to get high on hairspray, she would catch me hiding in her room with a can of hairspray spraying that shit in my mouth, and when she would ask why I did it I would say because I liked the fact that it made me feel dizzy. Then my sister brought up the fact of when I got my tonsils removed when I was like 2, how they gave me pain medicine and I said, "MORE." I was just a retarded ass kid.