"...Edmund."

"Listen, you don't have to thank me lad. All I need is for you two to remember my name, and my heroic deeds."

"...Edmund."

"I know what you are thinking. This one is on the house. Totally free. You ain't gotta pay me a single coin."

"...Edmund."

"Look, I even purposely picked the corner. You won't have to worry about anyone hearing you guys. You can go at it with no worries at all! I've got everything prepared for ya, so just go for it!"

"...EDMUND."

"Even if you firmly place your hands on my shoulder, I won't accept your thanks. You ain't gonna get me to accept your gifts, lad."

"...I am NOT giving you gifts, Edmund. In fact, I will STAB YOU if you utter another word. Why would you book a room for one?!?!"

"What do you mean lad? I'm just trying to help out!"

"You...forget it. Just go into your room and leave us alone for now."

"Ah...you wanna get started early? Don't be so hasty lad~"

"..."

"Hahahaha~"

...

Azmiel, help me. I don't know what bad deeds I have done to attract this much bad luck, but I do not believe I deserve this...

Oh...just thinking about having to share a bed with Lilla gives me a headache. If I have another nightmare...

Why does this have to happen to me...