A young mermaid with long red hair, a purple well, you-know-what strapped around her chest, and a beautiful green tail sails through the waves at lightning speed. Now I know most of you are like: “OMG A MERMAID SQUEE!”, but please don’t. Us guys out here don’t appreciate the squealing. Now if it was up to me I tell you this mermaid died in a fire and then get on with the next stories, but that would be lying and I am very much against lying. Now for all you squealers: I AM WATCHING YOU. No squealing. No jumping up and down. NO “Singing under the sea” with your mom. Ok got it? Good. As the little mermaid swam through the waves she saw the ship with her prince charming upon it. The waves were a lot wilder now and it became difficult to swim so close to the barrier between the water and the world. She didn’t care though and swam to through the barrier and swam wildly towards the ship. Now you’re probably thinking the mermaids true love is gonna fall off the ship, she’s gonna save him, she’s gonna get legs, and blah blah blah. You should be able to guess that this isn’t the actual little mermaid, Ariel. And Ariel is, well, you guess. What? Her cousin?! That’s crazy! You should know better than to think that. OVIOUSLY Ariel is her aunt you idiot. Duh. Any-hoo the red headed brat, I mean, ARI has reached the ship only to find her prince charming isn’t aboard the ship! The storm has gotten crazy bad now and the stupid girl finally thought of a good idea: To get out of there ASAP. As she tries to swim away she is caught by the humungous waves and banged against the ship until she was knocked unconscious. When she woke up she had died in a fire. The end.
What? Why are you looking at me like that? That’s what really happened. I’m totally not lying. She died! In a fire! Yes! She totally didn’t wash up on shore by her prince charming’s castle and taken by his servants who planned on giving her to the prince and then making her a big fish tank to be looked at from all over the world. See? Totally did not happen.
What? Why are you looking at me like that? That’s what really happened. I’m totally not lying. She died! In a fire! Yes! She totally didn’t wash up on shore by her prince charming’s castle and taken by his servants who planned on giving her to the prince and then making her a big fish tank to be looked at from all over the world. See? Totally did not happen.
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