This is the story of a hardworking man on his quest to claim the heart of the one he loves.

Of the many dangers and obstacles, and the ups and downs of the great journey he had.

The dragons that he fought; The mountains he climbed; The seas he travelled; The places he's seen...

Such talent. Such courage! Such...manliness.

A man amongst men. It is I, Luke Wexler.

"What the hell are you doing just staring off into the space, Luke? Get your ass over here now!"

Dammit! Can't I just daydream in peace? Damn hotheaded woman!

But still, it is this woman that I love. Her hotheadedness is nothing compared to her hot figure~

OW!!!!

"What did you hit me on the head for?!"

"I saw where your eyes were looking at, idiot. You better keep your eyes to yourself next time! If that woman you love sees you ogling like this, what do you think she's gonna think?"

Pfft. If only she knew that she's the one I like.

OW OW OWWWW!!!!

"What is it this time?!"

"Don't you dare laugh!"

"Fine, forget it! I'm going to get a concussion if you keep hitting my head like that!"

"You already act like you have one, moron!"

"Wh-"

"You are driving the carriage this time. It'll make you use your head a bit before it turns to mush."

"...fine."

My head hurts.