The room was still being filled with cheers for Regy even thirty seconds after he was gone. If you can't tell, he was popular. "Alright, class please quiet down now. Next up Jake Terry, please come up to the board and give your speech." Andrew was practically jumping in his seat, he couldn't wait for this one. Jake was the big class clown. and while the two weren't exactly friends, he still thought Jake was funny. what will you do this time jake? Andrew thought to himself.
The clown walked up to the front very formally. Oh, I see this is all part of your plan. To fake people out into thinking you might be serious so that when the time comes it's even more hilarious! Jake held a paper in his hands and started reading."I would first like to say sorry, I'm sorry to everyone I might have irritated this year by goofing off while others used up all their time constantly studying." What is this crap! Jake started tearing up "I realize my mistakes and how badly I might have hurt other people by dragging them into my group of terrible friends." Every single person in the classroom was astonished. Jake stepped backed and stood silent for a second. All except Andrew were happy he found the error in his ways. "So, I, Jake Terry, personally ask everyone, could you find it in your hearts to forgive me." The class went insane! The cheers for a kid not many liked were louder than for Regy. "Wow." That's all Ms.Green knew to say right then.
Then Jake stepped back up, held his paper in the air, and showed it to the class. "Nah I'm just playin you blind bats." Everyone looked at the paper, it had ur all dumber than a mental mole rat written on it. The class went silent while Andrew burst out laughing. "Now that's what I'm talking about!" That's Comedy gold right there! Then Jake proceeded to leave the class.

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