“Ummm Evan, you look like shit.”
I decided to skip my lecture and had a decent nap until Sam called me to spill the tea about what happened at the party. The woman practically dragged me out of bed and had my ass in the car in ten seconds. She heard from some a girl who heard from a guy who heard from a girl that I almost had a threesome.
Now we are sitting at a booth with two milkshakes and a very dead looking Damion. Apparently, the only medicine he needs is Sam. I actually don't know who looks worse me or him. The medicine is obviously not working.
Sam being Sam looks like a million bucks. She was up until past 4 and there are no bags under her eyes at all. That bitch takes care of her skin and it shows.
“Yes Sam, not everyone can handle a hangover as well as you.”
The hoody that I am wearing can't quite hide the scratches on my face. Sam was right I do look like shit and it's not just the hangover. Lucy is fucking dangerous
“Guy’s it is too early for this bickering.”
Damion's face is shmoosed into the table while he attempts to quite us down. What happened to him? How does Sam look fine and he looks awful? Its like darkness and night. Sam is practically glowing and he is looking like the dark side of the moon. Not at all pretty shadows everywhere and his usually tan skin looks pale.
“He doesn't usually drink because he wants to stay in shape for Hockey. Yesterday was a little too much for my baby.”
Damion groans and then mumbles something about never again while Sam just rubs his back and asks him to drink his smoothie. It's pretty funny to see this massive dude being treated like a child. It's also nice to see how much they love each other in sickness and in health.
“So Evan I want to know about this threesome.”
Sam turns to me with a raised eyebrow and she sticks her straw into her mouth sipping on her strawberry smoothie.
“You saw me at the end of the night. When would I have had time to get laid?”
That earns me the biggest eye roll I have ever seen. Slowly taking the straw out of her mouth she sighs.
“Evan, Damion and I had like three rounds before he was done and I came out to see you.”
I start sputtering at how open she is. Damion is either too tired to care or he doesn't really see me as a dude. I would have assumed that he would be embarrassed Sam lasted longer than the captain of the hockey team.
“It may have been the alcohol, Sam.”
“Bro, I had two hours of practice before the party. I was fucking exhausted.”
Okay, so he comments only when I say something and not when his “baby” says something. Hockey players all seem to have the same personalities, they are assholes. Sometimes I feel like Damion is a huge prick to everyone besides Sam.
I am kind of jealous I must admit. It's not that I want Damion or Sam. I just like how he puts up with her insulting humor and how she makes him a better man just for her.
“Babe, just go back to sleep.”
She gently takes his head and places it on her shoulder while massaging it. She isn't even paying attention to what she is doing. It's just in her nature to care for him so deeply. Its a funny thing watching a huge man being treated so gently.
“Anyways, no I didn't have a threesome. I was attacked by Lucy.”
Sam's eyes flash into a cold blue. She doesn't really like Lucy and I now understand. The girl is plain annoying and emotional.
Apparently, Lucy had cheated off of Sam’s work and Sam got into trouble. She had let Lucy borrow a couple pages for reference and barely any changes were made. Sam got called down to the dean's office and Lucy had this huge sob story. Long story short, Damion got really mad and threatened to have everyone fired. Sam never really talked about it but I do think that there is truth to those words.
“That whore should keep it in her pants.”
Haha. She and I are so alike sometimes.
“Yeah well she is with Mr. Asshole so.”
A very weird facial expression makes its way to her face. I can't really tell what the fuck she is thinking. Her cheeks are slightly puffed out and her brows are drawn together. She looks like a little girl very angrily thinking something over.
“So you weren't good enough and she went with Leon? That's the girl who he brought back to his room? Who the fuck does that bitch think she is? You are a sexy piece of ass, not some mediocre fuckboy.”
“I think you went a bit far with calling Leon mediocre. I also got a lovely visit from both of them this morning. Apparently, they are now dating.”
Damon kind of laughs before a grimace make its way to his face. The hangover is still obviously kicking his ass.
“How are you two so out of the fucking loop?”
“Umm when I hear the name Leon I don't really think girlfriend, baby”
I wouldn't have believed it either if I hadn't have heard the words come out of Leon's mouth. I mean come on. How does fuck city central turn into a 1 person ride? My bets are Leon will be cheating on her within the week.
“Yeah, Damion I am surprised even you believed he had a girlfriend since you know him best.”
Damion lifts his head with the most effort I have ever seen. His eyes are lazy as they gaze upon my face and I think he is almost falling asleep.
“Leons had girlfriends but they usually have an open relationship. He sleeps with a lot of women and the girlfriends stay home and get jealous. They don't break up with him though because so he eventually does it .”
Damion doesn't even blink an eye when he's talking about Leon and his love life. It's like Leon is so predictable that not even his close friends don't expect anything else.
“I don't know man. When I saw them this morning they seemed like an actual couple.”
Damion just shuts his eyes and slumps back onto sams shoulder.
“Whatever Evan, believe what you want.”
“Alright, Evan lets drop this boy off at ours and head to the football game. If they are dating Lucy will be there.”
She seemed so assured that this little plan would work. I don't even know why she is willing to go so far to see if they are together. Hell, I can't even tell why I am so curious. I saw them together but maybe they weren't really. What if Damion is right?
A small feeling of hope crept up. It's not a lot but it is definitely still there.
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