Look at this disgusting school. Lockers about 6 feet tall, trash all over the floors, and sweaty teens. I absolutely hate it here. I'd do anything to le- Is that Josie? The girl I've had a crush on since kindergarten? I've never seen a girl with such beauty. Just look at her long orange locks. Her beautiful pink sweater and jeggings (not to mention she's 5'3) perfect height for me. SHE'S COMING.ACT.NATURAL. "Hey Josie. The beautiful is looking weather today" Did I just say that? No wonder she walked away and looked at me like that. Sigh. Guess it's time to go to my first period class: Gym. The gym is very big, but that makes it drafty, and the bleachers take up most of the space. Kids are always tripping over them. it's all fun and games until it's you. Let's talk about my teacher: Mr. Applebottom. Weird name right? He's about 6'3 and has a big beer gut. Can you imagine him name? Middle aged, balding, brown eyes. He reminds me of a serial killer. "START RUNNING LAPS BEFORE I SUSPEND ALL OF YOU" He decides to yell at us in the most disgusting tone ever. As I'm running around the gym (I need a grade) I see that rainbow snake again and this time I'm determined to know where it's coming from so I chase it around the gym and when I finally corner it "YOU THINK I SAID YOU COULD STOP RUNNING HUH, GULLIGAN?" Yes, my last name is Gulligan...another thing I hate about my life and now I have detention and the snake gets away. Could anything get any wor- BOOM! Jason, the 6'5 football player bumps into me. Great now I'm going to die. "Watch out, cutie." Did the 6'5, black-haired, green eyed, strongest jock call me cute? is he gay? I could totally use this to my advantage. "What did you say to me-" before I could finish my sentence he throws a football at my face. I knew this was too good to be true. So the rest of my day was uninteresting but something did happen at detention.