"we're here!" I heard y/n cheerful yell we swapped over at the McDonald's car park when we got to her home town because my legs where going to sleep plus she knew this place a whole lot better then I did somehow in whatever distance it was between that car park and her parents place I had fallen asleep

"We're here?" I ask hardly awake

"Yep, come on we need to get our stuff before it gets to dark" she says getting out I look around it already seemed pretty dam dark to me so I got out helping her get out our bags of stuff and clothes for all the time we would be spending here we opened the little gate and snunk in I instantly could smell an odd mix of roses from the garden and huge piles of dog shit pooled around each car, all of them I assume members of her families? Alot of them didn't look good in fact there was half a car across the back of the garden she ran up as I shut the gate dinging the little doorbell I could here the little dinging going off inside and I saw a large dog jump up the main window starting to growl I stepped closer trying my best not to step in anything as I got to the little stone path close to the door just as it opened

"Y/N! ITS Y/N EVERYONE! YAY!" erupted from the door as a woman stood there and many people where sat around inside the dog pushed past this woman it was a big and bouncy black dog it jumped on y/n putting it's paws on her shoulders as it stood

"Awwww hey boy" she smiles giving the dog a pet before it jumped down coming to me and growling at me "awwww, it's okay boy it's just Thomas" she giggled

"Uhh hi uhh dog" I began trying to pet it but it barked at me

"He won't bite, unless he thinks your going to do something bad" a man chuckled from inside y/n went in the dog following her so I went in putting my stuff with her's she had put it on the stairs as she walked into the large living room so I followed her I felt... Out of my element this was alot of people they can't all be her family? If so she has a big family they all turned to look at me judging every thing about me y/n was stood talking to the woman from the door she turned to me and smiled so I mouthed "help me" to her but she ignored me

"So... Your his Thomas I've heard so much about?" A man asked he was sat in a recliner chair a pint glass of beer in his hand and a walking stick wedged between his leg and the cushion of the chair he looked at me glaring waiting for my answer

"Uhh.. yeah I'm thomas y/n's boyfriend" I smile

"Really? How long have you to been together now?" A woman asked smoking her vape by the fireplace

"It was a year a few months ago" I blush

"Then why not ring! My granddaughter shouldn't be fooling With some boy till he puts a ring on her finger!" A woman began yelling

"Ignore her, old bag, hi lil y/n's sister" a woman smiles getting up and coming to help me to a wooden chair by the dinning room door

"Ohh hey, yeah y/n's told me about you" I smile just as the dog jumped up his dirt covered paws sitting on my legs "whoa! Hello uhh dog" I say a little confused as it sniffed me and licked me

"Aww he likes you Tommy" y/n giggles sitting beside me as everyone in the room sat around looking at the tv

"What's going on?" I whispered

"It's Saturday, football is on" she answered

"Ohhhh" I sigh "so.. who's who? Come on I've never met anyone before" I ask her

"Fine, well there is more here then I though so... Obviously my sister lil, her husband Danny, my aunt Lou who is my dad's sister, my uncle Jim who is my dad's brother, granny pen and grandpa reg who are my dad's parents, my dad obviously, my mum, my mum's brother uncle Warren and his wife Sara my cousin Harry then little puppy fluffy" she explains

"Dam that's alot of names" I sigh

"You get used to it" she smiles snuggling her head closer to me "only my parents my sister my grandparents and us are sleeping here tonight though" she smiled

"Ohh.. I was worried for a minute" I smile giving her head a kiss as the little kid ran up to us her cousin if I remember rightly he came and sat looking at us "what is he doing?" I ask

" He does that to new people he is leaning what your face looks like" she answers

"Ohhh... Okay" I shrug "hey" I smile but he ran away from me hiding behind a sofa "what did I do?" I ask her

"Nothing he recognised your voice that's all" she smiles

"How did he- right he's a kid Thunderbirds or freb?" I ask

"Freb most likely his mum won't let him watch Thunderbirds too violent" she laughs "shhh unless you want your cock cut off footballs starting" she says

"You hate football?" I laugh

"Shhhhh not when with family I don't and neither do you unless you want to be crucified I come from a football mad family Thomas get used to it" she explains

"Y/n? Can you come give me a hand!" Her mother called from the kitchen she gave me a kiss and went off alot of the other girls following her too them all hanging in the kitchen chatting about... I have no idea actually only me and all the guys in her family

"Well we got time before kick off, that blue thing out there yours Thomas?" One of her uncles asked I was unsure which one actually

"Ohh yeah, that's my car" I answer

"It's nice, do the work yourself?" Another asked

"Yeah, I picked it up at a scrap yard a few years ago been repairing it ever since" I answer "it's just been a bit complicated because it's left hand drive so..." I shrug "out of curiosity what is the half broken car in the garden?" I ask

"Mine" her father said "my old rover been fixing it up, used to take y/n and lil to school in that you know?" He laughed and everyone chuckled "so sangster you keep yourself busy with that sort of thing?" He asked

"Ohh yeah, I mainly work with my motorbikes but cars as and when I need to" I shrug

"Ohh biker boy" one sighed

"Have you seen they have been re running the originals last couple weeks?" One asked another

"Yeah got my box recording them" her dad answered "you watch the trek sangster?" Her father asked me

"The trek?" I asked very lost trying to follow this

"Star Trek?" He laughed

"Ohhh no, I watched the new ones they did with uhh Chris pine" I began

"Ohh the shit ones!" They all laughed

"Fine not cars, no trek, uhhh music?" Her dad asked

"Well I quite like older 50s stuff and more alternative-" I began

"Clearly not music" he interrupted "star wars?" He asked

"Yes I love star wars" I answer

"Well there we go something to talk about" another man laughed

"I uhh I was actually in one of them" I smile " the first new one, force awakens" I tell them

"Yeah for like two seconds" one laughed as someone clicked the volume for the tv on it was in Some football show I have no idea what it was it was just so loud like in humanly loud I see why all the women went to the kitchen I might go join them in a minute they all say loudly talking over the tv about teams and players I have no idea about most names I didn't even recognize

"Thomas! Can I borrow you?" Y/n smiled leaning on the kitchen door

"Ohh course" I smile getting up and going across the living room to her but someone I'm not sure who tripped me up sending me face first onto the red carpet making every laugh shit that hurt I got up best I could going to see y/n Busy working away in the kitchen "hi honey?" I say in pain

"Aww hi Tommy, your doing well" she giggled giving me a cuddle

"I'm in emotional and physical pain and aggony people are literally beating me up and I think your dad is going to murder me for my tv choices" I explain

"That's good, your doing better then I thought you would by now" she smiles "just don't let on you don't like football, don't bring up F1 because my dad hates your favourite driver and I'm not breaking that fight up because you will instantly lose, do not bring up politics for yours and my safety, and yes I know it's a lot of racisum and horrible things but please just nod and keep quiet Thomas please for me" she begs

"I'll try, for you... I mean I knows they might be my in laws soon?" I smirk

"In your dreams" she smiles giving me a kiss "now go out the case of beer on the table for everyone" she says " ohh and take a Stanley knife" she says

"Why?" I ask a little puzzled

"That's how all problems are resolved in my family Stanley knifes and duck tape whatever is more appropriate, love you" she smiles kissing my cheek and rushing off to help her mum